"I am pretending it is summer and tanning on Tuesdays for my mental health because winter is terrible" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Feb 12, 2018·Who's Back

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I am pretending it is summer and tanning on Tuesdays for my mental health because winter is terrible

I am so fucking sick of winter... I've just decided I'm going to pretend that it's summertime. I'm going to get back into wearing Hawaiian shirts. I'm going to go tanning on Tuesdays. I'm going to just be so far in denial of winter... this is a personal decision for my own mental health.

Opinion Life Medium SubjectiveSarcastic

It's a personal subjective choice to live in denial of the seasons.

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Sammy Sosa's weird behavior is a smart strategy to distract people from his steroid use

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The effectiveness of the strategy is subjective, though Sosa remains largely excluded from MLB honors due to steroid allegations.

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PFT Commenter

Caffeine is a performance-enhancing drug for baseball writers

I'd also like to see how many of those baseball writers were on Diet Pepsi and Diet Coke at the time, which is caffeine. Oh, and guess what? It's a performance-enhancing drug for a writer.