I am sexually attracted to the 'alpha' energy of Karens in public
I think I'm sexually attracted to Karens. Like I don't care what they're saying or what they're doing... Whenever I see a Karen video gets me going it's like a little bit of that craziness... They exude some kind of like, oh my God, like you just get a look from a Karen and you feel like you did something wrong.
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View episodeThe Bears were right to sign Nick Foles because there were no other good quarterbacks available
Looks like the Bears were really right to sign Nick Foles because there's no other good quarterbacks out there. Yeah.
The NBA blatantly rigged the schedule so that Zion Williamson makes the playoffs
The schedule is awesome because we are going to have day games... except for the fact that they rigged it so that Zion gets into the playoffs and that's awesome. Yeah. Absolutely. We're a hundred percent behind that... They basically play the bottom teams.
The Patriots will face Tom Brady and the Buccaneers in the Super Bowl with Cam Newton starting
Cam Newton is going to be the starter. It's going to be electric. The Patriots are going to make the Super Bowl. It's going to be the Patriots and the [Bucs] and I'm going to be so excited.
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View profileGarrett Bolles should catch a pass before he retires
I want to be able to bet on Garrett Bolles to have one reception in every game. Because I feel like Sean Payton is going to try to get him that touch. He definitely will because he doesn't want him to retire as the guy who never touched the ball.
The Eagles' offense might be better without A.J. Brown
I actually think that the offense might be better without A.J. Brown.
The Chargers should eliminate their kicking game and go for it every time
The Chargers should just not have a punter. They should not have a kicker. They shouldn't even have like a long snapper on the team. Use those positions on somebody else and you're just—burn the boats. You're just going for it all the time. Fuck it. Who cares? Right? Season's over. Might as well try to score some points.