If Jimmy Butler wins NBA MVP, I will undergo a sex change and become 'Marlins Woman'.
If Jimmy Butler does somehow win an MVP, PFT is going to get a sex change. [PFT]: I'm going to become Marlins woman, officially, yeah. That's how confident I am that this will never happen.
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View episodeNFL coaches wearing windbreakers with flags during Salute to Service month is 'stolen valor.'
I like the windbreakers that the coaches are wearing on the sidelines. They have their name and the American flag on it. It's basically a military uniform that they're wearing. So you could consider it to be stolen valor.
I am celebrating 'Pubesimber' instead of Movember because I can't grow good facial hair.
It's a rough month for me and guys like me that are faceballed that don't have the genetic blessings to be able to grow good facial hair. So since you guys are out there celebrating Movember, I actually celebrate Pubesimber... grow out the winter coat.
The Raiders are officially back.
The Raiders. The Raiders are officially back. And it's fun. The Raiders are like Notre Dame or maybe even the Yankees where everything's more fun when they're back.
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View profileThe Commanders will win the NFC East
The Washington Commanders ... [are] shocking the world winning that division.
The Bills will beat the Lions in overtime
My Super Bowl is Bills and Lions and I got the Bills winning in overtime.
Justin Herbert will win MVP after an amazing regular season
Justin Herbert's gonna have this year. It's gonna be an amazing regular season. MVP regular season for Justin Herbert.