"I am celebrating 'Pubesimber' instead of Movember because I can't grow good facial hair." — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Nov 7, 2016

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I am celebrating 'Pubesimber' instead of Movember because I can't grow good facial hair.

It's a rough month for me and guys like me that are faceballed that don't have the genetic blessings to be able to grow good facial hair. So since you guys are out there celebrating Movember, I actually celebrate Pubesimber... grow out the winter coat.

Opinion Life Medium Subjective

Subjective personal choice for a bit.

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Take Slip·Nov 7, 2016

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PFT Commenter

NFL coaches wearing windbreakers with flags during Salute to Service month is 'stolen valor.'

I like the windbreakers that the coaches are wearing on the sidelines. They have their name and the American flag on it. It's basically a military uniform that they're wearing. So you could consider it to be stolen valor.

Hot Take Football Hot SubjectiveSarcastic

This is inherently a satirical opinion, though coaches do wear this gear.

Win

Take Slip·Nov 7, 2016·Who's Back

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The Raiders are officially back.

The Raiders. The Raiders are officially back. And it's fun. The Raiders are like Notre Dame or maybe even the Yankees where everything's more fun when they're back.

Opinion Football Medium

The Raiders finished 12-4 in 2016, making the playoffs for the first time since 2002. However, they regressed shortly after.

Loss

Take Slip·Nov 7, 2016·Who's Back

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Big Cat

Chip Kelly will leave the San Francisco 49ers for the Oregon head coaching job.

So Chip Kelly rumors are back, and I think he's going to go to Oregon. Then again, he did say he's not interested in it, and as we know, as Nick Saban proved to us... if a coach in the NFL says they're not going to college, that means they're not going to college.

Prediction CFB Medium

Chip Kelly stayed with the 49ers through the end of the 2016 season and then took a year off before joining UCLA in 2017. He did not return to Oregon in 2016/17.