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If the United States doesn't make it out of the World Cup group stage, soccer should be made illegal

I think that if the United States does not make it out of their group, meaning they finished in third or, or more likely fourth... We should just eliminate soccer in the United States. Yeah. We should stop playing soccer. Yeah. Make it against the law.

This is a comedic/satirical suggestion that will not literally happen, though the prerequisite (USA not advancing) is possible.

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Jun 12, 2026
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A $5,000 ticket to Game 4 of the Knicks-Spurs Finals was actually a bargain

The $5,000 get in price was actually a bargain if you went to that game and you're a Knicks fan because what you got was probably the best night of, of your life... sports will not get any better than that, than if you paid five grand to go to Madison Square Garden last night.

The Knicks had a historic comeback in Game 4 of the 2026 Finals. Value is subjective but the event was undeniably historic.
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Jun 12, 2026
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No lead is too big against the Knicks

There's no lead that's too big... against The Knicks. It's not like a fluke. It's, this is what this Knicks team is. They are a team that, that, that will step up in big moments and not give in.

Subjective assessment of team identity, though backed by their performance in the 2026 playoffs.
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The San Antonio Spurs are the stupidest good team in the NBA

The Spurs are the stupidest team. They're the stupidest good team that I've ever seen. And they're consistently stupid in big moments.

Subjective evaluation of a team's game management.

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A $5,000 ticket to Game 4 of the Knicks-Spurs Finals was actually a bargain

The $5,000 get in price was actually a bargain if you went to that game and you're a Knicks fan because what you got was probably the best night of, of your life... sports will not get any better than that, than if you paid five grand to go to Madison Square Garden last night.

The Knicks had a historic comeback in Game 4 of the 2026 Finals. Value is subjective but the event was undeniably historic.
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The San Antonio Spurs are the stupidest good team in the NBA

The Spurs are the stupidest team. They're the stupidest good team that I've ever seen. And they're consistently stupid in big moments.

Subjective evaluation of a team's game management.
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Victor Wembanyama has a temper issue that causes him to lose control in games

He's got a little temper to him. He did get Mitch Robinson good... he loses his, he loses control sometimes in games when he gets, like somebody just runs into him. They give him like a small elbow to his side. They push him off balance a little bit. They like pick on him a little in like very small ways. Good playoff physicality. And then that builds up for Wemby and he just lets you have it... he's got like a temper issue, I think.

Subjective evaluation of a player's temperament.