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Jake Moody should be cut by the 49ers next week

Jake Moody has been a problem for the Niners... 12 of 23 is insane. He's gotta be cut this week... I'd be shocked if he was on the team next week.

Jake Moody was not cut by the 49ers the following week. He remained on the roster and the 49ers went 12-5, making the playoffs as a Wild Card team.

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Sep 8, 2025
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The Steelers can win a playoff game this year

Aaron Rodgers, to his credit... he looked better than any Steelers quarterback that I can remember since Big Ben could move. This is what I was talking about when I said that I think the Steelers can win a playoff game this year.

The Steelers made the playoffs as the 4 seed (10-7, AFC North champs) but lost to the Houston Texans 30-6 in the Wild Card round. They did not win a playoff game.
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Sep 8, 2025
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Chris Boswell is the best kicker in football

Chris Boswell with a 60 yarder to win the game essentially... Chris Boswell is the best kicker in football right now.

This is a subjective opinion on player ranking, though Boswell is statistically among the top.
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Sep 8, 2025
#11985
MemesMemes

The Jets are a top 7 AFC playoff team

I'd say we're a top seven... A playoff team. After week one.

The Jets finished 3-14, nowhere near a top-7 AFC playoff team.

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Garrett Bolles should catch a pass before he retires

I want to be able to bet on Garrett Bolles to have one reception in every game. Because I feel like Sean Payton is going to try to get him that touch. He definitely will because he doesn't want him to retire as the guy who never touched the ball.

It requires Garrett Bolles to record a touch before the end of his career; that has not been resolved here.
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The Eagles' offense might be better without A.J. Brown

I actually think that the offense might be better without A.J. Brown.

Whether Philadelphia's offense performs better without A.J. Brown is a season-level comparative claim and is not reliably resolved here.
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The Chargers should eliminate their kicking game and go for it every time

The Chargers should just not have a punter. They should not have a kicker. They shouldn't even have like a long snapper on the team. Use those positions on somebody else and you're just—burn the boats. You're just going for it all the time. Fuck it. Who cares? Right? Season's over. Might as well try to score some points.

This is a deliberately satirical roster-building proposal, not a prediction that can be objectively graded.