"Jeff Fisher is lowering the unemployment rate by cutting so many players and creating new jobs for others" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Dec 7, 2016·Kings Stay Kings

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Jeff Fisher is lowering the unemployment rate by cutting so many players and creating new jobs for others

Since he's been such a bad coach, he's had to cut a lot of players, which means he's created new jobs for other players. So really, he's out there. He's lowering the unemployment rate.

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This is a comedic logical fallacy and cannot be evaluated as a serious claim.

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Bryce Harper will eventually sign with the New York Yankees

Bryce Harper is going to look great in pinstripes. ... If you look back over the course of history, this is the biggest prediction that everybody will get right.

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Harper signed a career-long 13-year contract with the Philadelphia Phillies in 2019 and never played for the Yankees.

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The Red Sox championship window is currently two to three years

Yeah, it's like two or three years. ... Luckily, their third best pitcher [Rick Porcello] just won the Cy Young.

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The Red Sox won the World Series in 2018, which was exactly within the two-year window predicted.

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Big Cat

Complaints about there being too many college football bowl games are invalid

Shut the fuck up, people who complain about too many bowls. Oh, there's too much football. Free football is always good. If there's something, oh my God, I don't want to have another game I can bet on on a Tuesday afternoon when I don't want to talk to my family over the holiday season. Shut up.