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Joe Burrow must change his hair color and get rid of the frosted tips because you cannot lose games with that look.

The only fix I have for the Bengals is Joe Burrow has to change his hair color. You can't be 0-3 with those, with that hair... get rid of the frosted tips Joe... you gotta cut your hair... you can't lose with Frosted Tips.

Burrow eventually cut the hair and the Bengals' play improved, though the correlation is superstitious.

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Sep 25, 2024
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Jayden Daniels' Monday night performance was the best game I've ever seen a quarterback play for the Commanders

What I saw last night made me feel emotions that I have not felt in my cold dead football heart in decades... what really got me excited about Jayden was how he handled like third downs, fourth downs. He was cool. He was directing guys around. He was calm in the pocket... I think that's the best game I've ever seen a quarterback play for my team.

Daniels finished with a 91.3% completion rate, the highest for a rookie in NFL history, supporting the claim that it was a historic performance.
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Sep 25, 2024
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Trevor Lawrence might actually stink, and his regression is being overshadowed by Jayden Daniels' success.

Yeah, he might stink. And I think Shad Khan said before the season, this is the best team that the Jaguars have ever assembled. So to me that does not sound good for Doug Pederson... He just spun into his own guy [spin to nowhere].

Lawrence and the Jaguars struggled throughout the 2024 season, confirming the sentiment of regression.
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Sep 25, 2024
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The Bengals are in deep trouble after starting 0-3 with a defense that can't be fixed

I do think the Bengals are in trouble... only six of the 225 teams that started 0 and 3 in the Super Bowl era have made the playoffs... I don't know where the fixes are on defense. The only fix I have for the Bengals is Joe Burrow has to change his hair color. You can't be 0 and 3 with those frosted tips.

The Bengals did not make the playoffs in 2024.

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Getting excited for the NFL schedule release is for pussies

I can't get it up for the schedule release because it's—if you explained what the schedule release was to Vince Lombardi, he'd call you a pussy and spit in your face.

The schedule release is a highly watched media event, though many analysts share the sentiment that it is overblown.
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The NFL should release one game schedule per day for the entire off-season

The NFL, they should do, they should draw it out even longer. It should be one game that Roger Goodell releases per day for the entire off-season. And then at the end of it, he's like, okay, let's play some ball.

This is a procedural suggestion that has not been implemented by the league.
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The Preakness Stakes should move its date to three weeks before the Kentucky Derby

Why doesn't the Preakness just say, screw it to the Kentucky Derby and schedule their main race for like three weeks before the Kentucky Derby? You wanna play hardball? Yeah, you could play hardball. I feel like if you, if your horse wins the Preakness, if it was scheduled for before the Derby, you're not skipping the derby. No, you gotta run in the derby.

This is a hypothetical scheduling proposal to solve the issue of horses skipping the second jewel of the Triple Crown.