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Lionel Messi is the best soccer player ever and the MLS might be rigged for him

Messy, he's a goat. We all know he's a goat and he just keeps proving that he's... Some people are saying MLS is rigged that they brought Messi over and they're letting him score all these goals because there's no way that the professional league can be that bad where [Messi] just steps in and dominates.

Messi is widely considered the GOAT (subjective), but the claim that the league is 'rigged' is a satirical conspiracy theory that cannot be proven.

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Aug 21, 2023
#9836
Big CatBig Cat

The Steelers are my surprise team for the 2023 season

Kenny Pickett. Yes. Two touchdown drives. Diced them up. Diced him up. ... Steelers Look ready to go. Steelers are my surprise team. Yeah. No one's talking about the Steelers. We are.

The Steelers finished 10-7 and made the playoffs as a Wild Card, but they weren't a major 'surprise' contender in the AFC.
Win
Aug 21, 2023
#9837
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Trey Lance sucks and doesn't know how to play football

Trey Lance sucks. Yeah. Well that's, doesn't even know how to play football. ... The one clip of him throwing, just standing there with no pressure while guys were open, feeling pressure that wasn't there, and then mis-throwing it. That was a bad look.

Lance was traded to the Cowboys and remained a backup; his career trajectory currently supports the 'not an NFL-caliber starter' view.
Loss
Aug 21, 2023
#9838
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Bijan Robinson is already the best running back of all time

My other one is Bijan Robinson is the best running back of all time. That was a great, great performance by him. That's, he's a clip monster. Everyone's like, look at this. It's just Bijan finding [room].

Bijan had a very good rookie season, but is obviously not the literal greatest running back of all time.

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The Saints had the best loss of Week 1

I think this was the best loss of the week. Number two right now would be the Houston Texans.

This is an evaluative opinion about the quality of a loss, not an objectively resolvable claim.
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Cam Ward may not be the guy

I want Cam Ward to be better than he is because he seems like he's locked in. He's a good story. I don't know if he's gonna be the guy or not. I want him to be. But every week I feel like I get further and further from thinking that he is.

Cam Ward's eventual status as Tennessee's long-term quarterback has not been resolved.
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The Dolphins will get their first win on November 1

November 1st is what I'm saying for the Dolphins' first win.

The Dolphins' first win of the 2026 season has not been resolved in the available context.