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PFT CommenterLosing a heartbreaker is better than getting blown out because women will console you
I would much rather be on a team that loses by like one point on a half court buzzer beater, because after the game's over, you're a little upset, you're sad, but guess what? There are going to be some chicks around. They're going to want to console you... If you get blown out, like you're even your wife at that point is going to pretend that she doesn't know who you are.
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View episodePFT CommenterIt only counts as Opening Day if you can skip work and get drunk during the day
I only count it as opening day if you can skip work and get drunk during the day and watch baseball. Otherwise, like a Sunday night, I could do that any other week of the year.
Big CatOpening Day should always be on a Monday so everyone can skip work and get drunk together.
You have to have opening day be like a Monday. Everyone can skip work, get drunk. There's a lot of games together. Shout out to Johnny Bench. He was absolutely right. I hate what they've done [with Sunday night games].
PFT CommenterFireball is an acceptable ballpark drink until September 1st
I like to do airplane minis, like the mini bottles of Fireball... It's kind of like you don't wear white after Labor Day. You don't want to be drinking Fireball after like September 1st. After September 1st, you want to lose the flavored whiskey and get like some Jack Daniels or something because it's about a playoff push. So you got to focus. None of this sugary crap.
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View profilePFT CommenterBrock Purdy is the MVP and the 49ers are the NFL's best team
The 49ers are, I think, the best team in football. I think Brock Purdy right now is the league MVP.
PFT CommenterDan Quinn should be fired after the fourth-down disaster
I think Dan Quinn has to go and he's a nice guy.
PFT CommenterThe Jets would win the NFC East
The Jets would be—I would take the Jets to win the NFC East. Without a doubt.