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LSU should pay the $80M+ buyout to fire Brian Kelly immediately

It would be somewhere between $75 and $85 million right now to buy out Brian Kelly. I say, go for it, go for it right now. You're just throwing good money after bad.

Brian Kelly was not fired; he stayed at LSU and led them to a 10-win season in 2022, proving the immediate firing would have been a massive mistake.

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Sep 6, 2022
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The college football season should start in July

They should start college football season in fucking July because it was like, I just... It was so fun watching just wall to wall college football.

This is a subjective opinion on scheduling, but the CFB season has notably not moved to July.
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Sep 6, 2022
#7830
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Gene Chizik should be fired as North Carolina's defensive coordinator

Gene Chizik, like what? He, I don't even know. I, you have to fire him. The fact that it happened [giving up 40 in a quarter] and then the next day Jackson state... shut down [FAMU] and like UNC gave up 24 points to them.

Chizik was not fired immediately but did eventually leave the program after the 2023 season due to poor defensive performance.
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Sep 6, 2022
#7831
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Stetson Bennett would be great on a good NFL team

I'm kind of kind of thinking Stetson Bennett. It might be a pro, even though he's got like the best team around him, he, he looked awesome. Put him on a really good NFL team, then he'll be great.

Stetson Bennett has not been given a real opportunity on a good NFL team. The take remains unverifiable.

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Garrett Bolles should catch a pass before he retires

I want to be able to bet on Garrett Bolles to have one reception in every game. Because I feel like Sean Payton is going to try to get him that touch. He definitely will because he doesn't want him to retire as the guy who never touched the ball.

It requires Garrett Bolles to record a touch before the end of his career; that has not been resolved here.
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The Eagles' offense might be better without A.J. Brown

I actually think that the offense might be better without A.J. Brown.

Whether Philadelphia's offense performs better without A.J. Brown is a season-level comparative claim and is not reliably resolved here.
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The Chargers should eliminate their kicking game and go for it every time

The Chargers should just not have a punter. They should not have a kicker. They shouldn't even have like a long snapper on the team. Use those positions on somebody else and you're just—burn the boats. You're just going for it all the time. Fuck it. Who cares? Right? Season's over. Might as well try to score some points.

This is a deliberately satirical roster-building proposal, not a prediction that can be objectively graded.