"Michael Bloomberg's dog handshake is a major red flag" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Jan 29, 2020·Hot Seat/Cool Throne

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Michael Bloomberg's dog handshake is a major red flag

Michael Bloomberg... has been pictured twice now greeting dogs on the campaign trail by grabbing them around the top of their mouth and shaking them like it's a handshake... hand inside the mouth. And then going that's a handshake to the dog.

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The footage exists and was widely mocked for its awkwardness.

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Take Slip·Jan 29, 2020

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You aren't in your mid-30s until you're 36

I'm just going to make a motion that your mid-30s doesn't start until you're 36. You're in your early 30s when you're 35.

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Age brackets are culturally subjective, but 35 is mathematically the midpoint of the 30-39 range.

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Take Slip·Jan 29, 2020

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I would like to make a motion for the show to come out firmly against the coronavirus

I would like for us motion to come out firmly against the coronavirus. Anti-coronavirus. Someone asked for my comment on coronavirus today. I said, not good.

Opinion Life MildSarcastic

The show did indeed come out against it, and the virus was, in fact, not good.

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Take Slip·Jan 29, 2020

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Big Cat

Lanyards are the key to getting into any event

When you have a lanyard, people think you mean something. Like that was really the big key because I flashed it. When you flash a lanyard, people are like, well, that guy knows what he's doing.