"Nick Saban and Bob Stoops are the ultimate football guys for ignoring a robbery while drawing up plays" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Aug 6, 2018·Who's Back

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Nick Saban and Bob Stoops are the ultimate football guys for ignoring a robbery while drawing up plays

They're so invested in making their points that they don't notice when a man walks into the bar with a shotgun and robs the place. So they were out having drinks, diagramming football plays, and they were completely oblivious to a dude robbing the bar with a gun. That is an ultimate football guy story.

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