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People under five foot nine should not be allowed to lead countries

If you're five foot nine or less, you should not be in charge of a country. I will fully admit my people [short people] have a deficiency and that's like, we like to try to take over the world to prove everyone... we should not be allowed within 50 miles of a nuclear missile.

This is a satirical opinion based on the height of various world leaders.

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Feb 25, 2022
#7908
Big CatBig Cat

I'm not a buyer in Auburn; they have fatal flaws at the end of games

I'm not a buyer in Auburn. I think Auburn's got some fatal flaws. I don't trust them at the end of the day, if you're going to your fourth option in an end of the game scenario like that, that means that you don't have any true scoring threats that can like you can't run an ISO.

Auburn, a 2-seed, was upset by 10-seed Miami in the second round, validating Big Cat's skepticism about their 'fatal flaws' in the tournament.
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Feb 25, 2022
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Tom Izzo is a fraud and extremely overrated as a coach

I'm finally being vindicated on my take I've been squatting on for six years... since 2016, about Tom Izzo. You think he's a fraud, that he's overrated... If you're saying he's an all-time great, he's definitely overrated.

Izzo is in the Hall of Fame with a title and 8 Final Fours; 'overrated' is an opinion but historically difficult to support.
Loss
Feb 25, 2022
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Jake MarshJake Marsh

If Kentucky is healthy, they are winning the national championship

Gun to head, if Kentucky is healthy, they're winning it all. If they're healthy, I really think they can win it all.

Kentucky suffered one of the greatest upsets in tournament history, losing to Saint Peter's in the opening round.

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The Knicks will sweep the Cavaliers in four games

Yeah. I mean it's, it is over Knicks in four. It's over.

Depends on the outcome of the specific 2026 playoff series.
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Victor Wembanyama is a disappointment if he doesn't win seven championships

He has to win a minimum seven championships... has to. If he doesn't, disappointment.

Winning seven rings is nearly impossible in the modern NBA; even one or two would be a success.
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Carlos Alcaraz and Jannik Sinner are going to have sex with each other because of their mutual respect

These guys are gonna fuck if they haven't fucked already. Holy shit. They're, they respect each other so much as competitors and as rivals, they're going to fuck each other. It's not even a question.

Inherently unresolvable and based on a fake quote anyway.