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Dec 19, 2016
#16950
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Rex Ryan will get another head coaching job, possibly in Jacksonville or LA

I think that he's going to get another head coaching job. I think he could go to Jacksonville. Oh, can you imagine Rex in L.A.? Rex on the beach with all those bare feet?

Rex Ryan never held another head coaching job in the NFL after being fired by the Bills in 2016.

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Dec 19, 2016
#16941
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Matt Moore is the truth

I think Matt Moore is the truth. Did you see him? He was having so much fun out there.

Moore played well in relief of Tannehill in 2016 but remained a career backup.
Loss
Dec 19, 2016
#16942
Big CatBig Cat

I have completely sold myself on Matt Barkley

Since we're in the trust tree, I have completely sold myself on Matt Barkley.

Barkley's run as a starter for the Bears ended shortly after this with a slew of interceptions, and he never became a franchise guy.
Void
Dec 19, 2016·Who's Back
#16943
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

NFL coach, beat reporter, and super fan trades should be more common

I love any non-athlete trade, and there needs to be more of them. ... I think it should be expanded to beat reporters. ... I want to see super fans getting traded.

Coach trades are rare but happen (Sean Payton was eventually traded years later); fan/reporter trades are satirical.

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Nov 2, 2026
#31796
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Garrett Bolles should catch a pass before he retires

I want to be able to bet on Garrett Bolles to have one reception in every game. Because I feel like Sean Payton is going to try to get him that touch. He definitely will because he doesn't want him to retire as the guy who never touched the ball.

It requires Garrett Bolles to record a touch before the end of his career; that has not been resolved here.
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Nov 2, 2026
#31800
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Eagles' offense might be better without A.J. Brown

I actually think that the offense might be better without A.J. Brown.

Whether Philadelphia's offense performs better without A.J. Brown is a season-level comparative claim and is not reliably resolved here.
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Nov 2, 2026
#31802
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Chargers should eliminate their kicking game and go for it every time

The Chargers should just not have a punter. They should not have a kicker. They shouldn't even have like a long snapper on the team. Use those positions on somebody else and you're just—burn the boats. You're just going for it all the time. Fuck it. Who cares? Right? Season's over. Might as well try to score some points.

This is a deliberately satirical roster-building proposal, not a prediction that can be objectively graded.