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3 Time Super Bowl Champion Mark Schlereth 12/19/16
Week 15 NFL Recap and the guys are getting ready for the big bowl game on Tuesday Night (The Barstool Sports presents Pardon My Take presents the Wet the Beak Ponzi Scheme Awareness Boca Raton Bowl)( - ). Who's back of the week ( - ). Football Guy of the Week ( - ). 3 Time Super Bowl Champion Mark Schlereth joins the guys for a talk about Football Guys, Dr. physicals, and how many Cam Newton hot takes he has left in him ( - ). Segments include Respect the Biz, Stay Classy, Ehhhh aka Awkward, Bad Visual, PSYCH, and the debut of "That's Enough Internet For Today"
Recap
PFT CommenterMatt Moore is the truth
I think Matt Moore is the truth. Did you see him? He was having so much fun out there.
PFT CommenterRex Ryan will get another head coaching job
I think that he's going to get another head coaching job. I think he could go to Jacksonville. Oh, can you imagine Rex in L.A.?
Who Is Back
PFT CommenterNFL coach, beat reporter, and super fan trades should be more common
I love any non-athlete trade, and there needs to be more of them. ... I think it should be expanded to beat reporters. ... I want to see super fans getting traded.
PFT CommenterNumbers and analytics are ruining sports
Numbers ruin sports. You made us all robots. Sports was great when it was just men grunting at each other, and there was no number for how much pain you're playing through.
Football Guy Of The Week
PFT CommenterJeff Fisher will become a VP of Football Operations for a moving team
I think we called it he's going to be vice president of football operations somewhere. ... For maybe when the Chargers move. ... The Chargers fire McCoy. They hire Fisher to handle the logistics and the move.
Interview
Mark SchlerethKyle Shanahan will get a head coaching job and Mike Shanahan will be his consultant
I think what will happen is his son, Kyle Shanahan, will get a coaching job somewhere, and he'll go with Kyle to be a consultant.
Mark SchlerethNFL owners care more about profit than winning
There's a lot of owners that don't really, they say they want to win, but they don't want to do what it takes to win. They want to be profitable. They're in the entertainment business. They think it's cool to own a team.
Mark SchlerethThe Heisman represents the player with the biggest campaign, not the best player
Let's not call it the best college football player because it doesn't represent the best college football player. It represents the guy with the biggest campaign who happens to touch the ball.
Mark SchlerethIf an apple smells like apples, do not buy it
If it smells appley, do not take that apple. If it smells appley, it's soft. It's like apple sauce. If it has no smell, then it's crisp and firm, and that's the apple you want.