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May 9, 2025
#3195
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Steph Curry will try to return to the playoffs sooner than he should

I think that Steph is actually gonna come back sooner that we think that he is. I wouldn't be shocked if he tried to play in their next game because he knows... this feels like the last dance type thing that we're trying to do right now. I think he's gonna try to come back maybe too soon.

Without specific details about the injury timeline and Curry's exact return date during the 2025 playoffs, this cannot be precisely verified. The Warriors made it to the second round before losing to the Timberwolves.

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Win
May 9, 2025
#3194
Big CatBig Cat

The Warriors will not win their series against the Timberwolves without Steph Curry

The Warriors just couldn't, they didn't have enough offense. And, and the wolves, like even with Anthony Edwards... I'll just say it. The Warriors will not win this series without Steph.

The Timberwolves ultimately won this series 4-2 in the 2025 playoffs as Curry's injury was too much to overcome.
Loss
May 9, 2025
#3196
Big CatBig Cat

The Dallas Stars are going to win the Stanley Cup

The Stars took the first game of the series on the road and it feels like the stars are gonna win the cup. I don't know, maybe that's the stupid thing to say, but it feels like they're really fucking good.

The Dallas Stars lost to the Edmonton Oilers in 5 games in the Western Conference Final. The Florida Panthers won the 2025 Stanley Cup.
Win
May 9, 2025
#20641
Big CatBig Cat

Chicago getting a Pope before the Bears get a 4,000-yard passer is an all-time statistic

The joke of the day was the Catholic church got, or Chicago got a Pope before the Bears got a 4,000 yard passer. That was pretty funny.

The Bears are the only NFL franchise to never have a 4,000-yard passer; an American Pope from Chicago is indeed a more recent historical development.

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Open
Nov 2, 2026
#31796
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Garrett Bolles should catch a pass before he retires

I want to be able to bet on Garrett Bolles to have one reception in every game. Because I feel like Sean Payton is going to try to get him that touch. He definitely will because he doesn't want him to retire as the guy who never touched the ball.

It requires Garrett Bolles to record a touch before the end of his career; that has not been resolved here.
Open
Nov 2, 2026
#31800
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Eagles' offense might be better without A.J. Brown

I actually think that the offense might be better without A.J. Brown.

Whether Philadelphia's offense performs better without A.J. Brown is a season-level comparative claim and is not reliably resolved here.
Void
Nov 2, 2026
#31802
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Chargers should eliminate their kicking game and go for it every time

The Chargers should just not have a punter. They should not have a kicker. They shouldn't even have like a long snapper on the team. Use those positions on somebody else and you're just—burn the boats. You're just going for it all the time. Fuck it. Who cares? Right? Season's over. Might as well try to score some points.

This is a deliberately satirical roster-building proposal, not a prediction that can be objectively graded.