Tom Brady putting on a knee brace before getting drunk is genius thinking.

I love the knee brace. I love Tom Brady, like an offensive lineman wearing a preemptive knee brace during a football game. He goes out and gets drunk and he puts a knee brace on before he does it. That's thinking ahead. That's the difference between him and all the other quarterbacks.

The odds of Tom Brady winning a Super Bowl in any given season are the same as Steph Curry hitting a three-pointer.

Somebody pointed out on Twitter earlier today that the odds of Tom Brady winning a Super Bowl are about the same as the odds of Steph Curry hitting a three-pointer in any given season. Like him taking one shot from three is about the same at the start of the year as Tom Brady winning a Super Bowl. That's crazy to me.

I am deeply jealous of every athlete who can look good in a regular T-shirt.

Whenever I see athletes that are just in great shape wearing T-shirts, I'm like, man, I wish I could look that good in a T-shirt. It must be so cool to just be like, I'm going to throw on a T-shirt and look awesome... I'm comfortable saying that I'm very jealous of every athlete who just walks around in a t-shirt and looks awesome.

The Texans Aren't All the Way Back Yet

I still think that there's an issue for the Texans. I don't think they're all the way back yet, because the defense is still—they're giving up 30 points a game a lot.

The Rams Might Just Be Bad

It feels like there's some bad vibes going on with the Rams. They could just be McVay. Seems like he's not having a good time at all. They might just be bad.

The Rams Will Still Make the Playoffs

I think they'll make the playoffs. I don't want to take that back. I don't think they'll be fine. I think they'll make the playoffs, and this might be the end of the line for Stafford.