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PFT CommenterThe blueprint to beating Tua Tagovailoa is hitting him in the groin in the first quarter
The blueprints out there for how to beat Tua [Tagovailoa] is hit him in his dick in the first quarter, and then he'll just be thinking about his balls for the rest of the game.
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View episodePFT CommenterAlabama is the worst 14-1 team of all time
Is Alabama the worst 14-1 team of all time? There probably is a team out there, and remember when I told you a little trivia, 1897 was the last time the team went 15-0... I think they got dethroned by Alabama.
Big CatNick Saban got significantly outcoached by Dabo Swinney in the National Championship
Not only was it an ass-kicking, Nick Saban got outcoached. He got outcoached. He was outcoached by far.
PFT CommenterNick Saban looked like an anaconda squeezing the life out of himself because he got outcoached
Little Nick Saban looked like he was going to explode on the sidelines. He got outcoached. He was outcoached by far. He does the thing where when he's really mad, you can tell because he just turns red and he crosses his arms and he just squeezes his own body. And he was like an anaconda squeezing the life out of himself because he knows he's not going to get that nut after the game that he needs.
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View profilePFT CommenterJMU may not win again until the dog-poop bettor returns
JMU probably won't win another football game until that guy logs back on.
PFT CommenterThe Wizards are a one-through-eight seed team
I feel confident in my one through eight seed. Love that for the Wiz.
PFT CommenterThe Falcons can expose the 49ers defense
They might not actually be as good as we think they are on defense. I don't hate the Falcons at all in this game.