Victor Wembanyama is a dirty player

I guess specifically, like, I think [Wembanyama] might be a dirty guy. I think he might be a dirty player... The [shove on] Jalen Brunson, like the, what was that? That was crazy.

Karl-Anthony Towns is the motor of the Knicks offense, not Jalen Brunson

Karl-Anthony Towns... he's the motor for this offense. You've seen his assist numbers go up. He's the most important player on the Knicks offense. It feels like. Not Jalen Brunson. Jalen Brunson obviously is your closer... But in this series it feels like how Kat goes the Knicks go.

The Knicks will win the NBA Championship on Saturday night

We're gonna win in five. We're gonna win the championship on Saturday... Jordan Woods bag needs to be back in the building as long as that's good. We're straight.

The Sixers will reach out about trading for Anthony Davis

I do think that the Sixers will probably reach out and at least make a phone call about Anthony Davis.

A DUI in Wisconsin is essentially 'Fisher-Price: My First DUI'

So the OWI in Wisconsin is like Fisher-Price. My first DUI. You're just like, hey, you gotta, you gotta give us like 300 bucks and don't do it again. It's pretty much a boys will be boys.

The online discourse surrounding Caitlin Clark has completely destroyed people's brains

She's destroyed more brains in this country than cocaine. It's impossible to have any rational take online about Caitlin Clark anymore.