Matthew Stafford will be a Hall of Fame candidate based on stats while being the 'best worst' QB ever

Matt Stafford is going to go down as the best, worst quarterback of all time because his numbers – he doesn't get injured... If he can play on one or two winning teams, his statistics... will be so insane that he will be a legitimate Hall of Fame candidate. And everyone who watched him would be like, that guy sucked.

Matt Patricia looks like Romeo Crennel Part 7

Matt Patricia, I'm not sure if I'm ready to call it yet. But he looks like the latest. He looks like Romeo Crennel Part 7.

You cannot wear a backwards hat and lose as an NFL head coach

Matt Patricia, you can't wear a backwards hat and lose... You just can't do it. You look like an idiot when you wear a backwards hat and lose. If you win, you can wear whatever you want.

Garrett Bolles should catch a pass before he retires

I want to be able to bet on Garrett Bolles to have one reception in every game. Because I feel like Sean Payton is going to try to get him that touch. He definitely will because he doesn't want him to retire as the guy who never touched the ball.

The Eagles' offense might be better without A.J. Brown

I actually think that the offense might be better without A.J. Brown.

The Chargers should eliminate their kicking game and go for it every time

The Chargers should just not have a punter. They should not have a kicker. They shouldn't even have like a long snapper on the team. Use those positions on somebody else and you're just—burn the boats. You're just going for it all the time. Fuck it. Who cares? Right? Season's over. Might as well try to score some points.