Jared Goff will be the next NFL player to record 400 or more passing yards in a game

I'm going to go with the next player to record 400 plus pass yards in a game. I'm taking Jared Goff. They're plus 1100. I don't think it matters what their schedule is. No, not for a guy like Jared Goff.

Jaxon Smith-Njigba will lead the NFL in receiving yards after the first three games of the season

Jaxon Smith-Njigba to lead the league in receiving yards after three games. I think Game one against the Patriots at home, national audience, big stage... then week two against the Cardinals and then week three against the Commanders. If their defense is half as bad as it was when they played last year, then he will probably have a pretty decent game.

Matthew Stafford will win the NFL MVP award in 2026

I would like to go with Matthew Stafford for MVP. Personally, I have a little Stafford fatigue, but maybe not for the league. So I'm just going with Stafford.

The Cowboys are an extremely flawed football team

If you follow the Cowboys for any period of time, you know that this is gonna happen. This is Dallas football. There's a 31-year track record of it happening again and again. They're gonna look awesome, people are gonna say, 'Oh, maybe this is the year for the Cowboys,' and then you're gonna realize, 'Oh yeah, this is an extremely flawed football team.'

The Eagles should win the NFC East

I'm telling you the Eagles should, the Cowboys are not the best team in that division. I'm not saying I—

The Braves were better without Acuña

I said at the time, like, are the Braves better without Acuña just to fuck with Braves fans? It turns out I was right about that. That was the best that they were ever gonna get.