Jaxon Smith-Njigba will lead the NFL in receiving yards after the first three games of the season

Jaxon Smith-Njigba to lead the league in receiving yards after three games. I think Game one against the Patriots at home, national audience, big stage... then week two against the Cardinals and then week three against the Commanders. If their defense is half as bad as it was when they played last year, then he will probably have a pretty decent game.

Matthew Stafford will win the NFL MVP award in 2026

I would like to go with Matthew Stafford for MVP. Personally, I have a little Stafford fatigue, but maybe not for the league. So I'm just going with Stafford.

The Falcons will finish the 2026 season with fewer than 7.5 wins

I'm gonna take the Falcons under seven and a half wins. I'm gonna take under seven and a half. I again, long term I'm in on the Falcons and Stefanski, they just need to get a quarterback.

Mississippi is the absolute worst state in the United States

Worst state one, one easy for me. I've been to a lot of states in my time. Most of them it's Mississippi. It's such a dump. I'm just going on my personal experience. One easy one, one for me.

Ohio is one of the worst states in America and nobody grows up dreaming of moving there

I snapped. It was like, stop talking about Ohio. ... So Ohio is on this list. It started with LeBron and the Cavs and I said some nasty shit about them in Cleveland and people got really mad. ... Like, I like state pride, but Ohio... no one wants to move to Ohio unless you're from Ohio. No one's like, you know what I wanna do in life? I wanna make so much money so that I can move to fucking Ohio.

The 49ers owner's solicitation scandal will be thrown out in court and quietly swept under the rug because he is a billionaire

I am guessing that this is gonna play out similarly [to Robert Kraft] where they're so rich, they're billionaires, they're gonna get the best legal team and this is gonna get thrown out in court and become essentially a non-issue even though it is an issue. ... ESPN's not gonna talk about it. They're gonna move on from it. That's what happens when you're a billionaire.