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The number one highlight of the Dan Snyder era was a playoff win against a spleenless Chris Simms

The number one best part of the [Dan] Snyder era was we won a playoff game. We beat Chris Simms on the road in a playoff game... And Chris Simms, I don't think he had a spleen at the time. So he beat a spleenless quarterback by seven points.

The Redskins did beat the Bucs in the 2005 wild card round, though Chris Simms' splenectomy actually happened in 2006 (PFT is slightly off on the timeline, but the sentiment holds).

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Jul 17, 2020
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NFL owners will never force Dan Snyder to sell because they all have similar skeletons in their closets

I think that the other NFL owners, and I think a lot of NFL teams are going to look at this report and be like, well, we can't force [Dan] Snyder to sell because we all have some of the same stuff probably happening under our own roofs.

Snyder was eventually forced out by pressure from other owners and financial issues, but it took three more years (sold in 2023) and multiple investigations.
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Jul 17, 2020
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Big CatBig Cat

The 2020 Twitter hack was the best thing to happen to the platform because it restored it to its 2010 glory

Twitter getting hacked and restoring itself to like 2010 Twitter when it was awesome and there were no blue checkmarks... that was awesome to watch. Politics were taken out of Twitter. It was blissful.

The value of old-school Twitter is inherently subjective.
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Jul 17, 2020·Fyre Fest
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Billy FootballBilly Football

I am the alpha of the show because I squat and bench more than everyone else in the room

I 100% squat and bench more than anybody in this room. And because of that, I think that makes me the alpha.

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The Knicks will sweep the Cavaliers in four games

Yeah. I mean it's, it is over Knicks in four. It's over.

Depends on the outcome of the specific 2026 playoff series.
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Victor Wembanyama is a disappointment if he doesn't win seven championships

He has to win a minimum seven championships... has to. If he doesn't, disappointment.

Winning seven rings is nearly impossible in the modern NBA; even one or two would be a success.
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Carlos Alcaraz and Jannik Sinner are going to have sex with each other because of their mutual respect

These guys are gonna fuck if they haven't fucked already. Holy shit. They're, they respect each other so much as competitors and as rivals, they're going to fuck each other. It's not even a question.

Inherently unresolvable and based on a fake quote anyway.