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Loss
Jan 2, 2018
#29260
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Patriots' dynasty is coming to an end

I actually think that Belichick is probably furious at Kraft. I think this could be the end of the run for the Patriots.

The Patriots went on to win Super Bowl LIII in February 2019, extending their 'run' significantly beyond this prediction.

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Void
Jan 2, 2018
#7695
Big CatBig Cat

A scorned Nick Saban is the scariest thing in sports

You basically watch Alabama do the old cement mixer on Clemson and just kick the shit out of them for 60 minutes. And [it] proved our theory that a scorned Nick Saban and upset Nick Saban is the scariest thing in sports.

Subjective opinion about a coach's aura.
Win
Jan 2, 2018
#7697
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

UCF is the number one team and national champions

I've got UCF number one. Number one, national champions. The program that Blake Bortles built. Undefeated.

UCF was the only undefeated team and was recognized as national champions by the Colley Matrix, leading the NCAA to officially recognize the claim.
Void
Jan 2, 2018
#20162
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Joe Flacco sucks — he's not elite, he's not good, he honestly just sucks

Joe Flacco sucks. He's not good. He's elite, maybe. No, no — honestly, he sucks.

A historic PMT moment: PFT finally declares Flacco sucks after years of defending his eliteness. Big Cat calls it breaking news. PFT briefly walks it back then doubles down.

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Open
Nov 2, 2026
#31796
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Garrett Bolles should catch a pass before he retires

I want to be able to bet on Garrett Bolles to have one reception in every game. Because I feel like Sean Payton is going to try to get him that touch. He definitely will because he doesn't want him to retire as the guy who never touched the ball.

It requires Garrett Bolles to record a touch before the end of his career; that has not been resolved here.
Open
Nov 2, 2026
#31800
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Eagles' offense might be better without A.J. Brown

I actually think that the offense might be better without A.J. Brown.

Whether Philadelphia's offense performs better without A.J. Brown is a season-level comparative claim and is not reliably resolved here.
Void
Nov 2, 2026
#31802
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Chargers should eliminate their kicking game and go for it every time

The Chargers should just not have a punter. They should not have a kicker. They shouldn't even have like a long snapper on the team. Use those positions on somebody else and you're just—burn the boats. You're just going for it all the time. Fuck it. Who cares? Right? Season's over. Might as well try to score some points.

This is a deliberately satirical roster-building proposal, not a prediction that can be objectively graded.