The Vikings are officially 'done-chained' and won't win the Super Bowl
The Vikings suck. I would like to say I'm going to done-chain the Vikings again after week two. They are totally done. Vikings are done... If the Vikings win the Super Bowl, I'll get Creed lyrics tattooed on my body.
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View episodeCam Newton looks healthy and the Patriots offense looks very promising
Cam Newton looks good. He looks healthy. The Patriots were very promising. Yes, very, very good. I would watch these two teams [Patriots and Seahawks] play every single week. He has absolutely no hesitation running the ball or passing it, his shoulder looks really, really good right now.
Matt Patricia is literally eating his losses as they pile up
I think Matt Patricia is eating his losses. He looks large and those losses are piling up because they've lost now 11 in a row. He's layering up. He was certainly getting into layer season a little bit early. He's all seven-layer dip on Matt Patricia's body.
The Aaron Rodgers 'Fuck You Tour' is officially happening this year
Aaron Rodgers the 'fuck you' tour is happening this year. I've come to accept it and I'm very, very scared. They do need to figure out how to keep Aaron Rodgers pissed off for an entire season. They have to have a strategy because right now they're toasting off their master class of drafting Jordan Love.
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The 49ers are, I think, the best team in football. I think Brock Purdy right now is the league MVP.
Dan Quinn should be fired after the fourth-down disaster
I think Dan Quinn has to go and he's a nice guy.
The Jets would win the NFC East
The Jets would be—I would take the Jets to win the NFC East. Without a doubt.