Cam Newton looks healthy and the Patriots offense looks very promising

Cam Newton looks good. He looks healthy. The Patriots were very promising. Yes, very, very good. I would watch these two teams [Patriots and Seahawks] play every single week. He has absolutely no hesitation running the ball or passing it, his shoulder looks really, really good right now.

Matt Patricia is literally eating his losses as they pile up

I think Matt Patricia is eating his losses. He looks large and those losses are piling up because they've lost now 11 in a row. He's layering up. He was certainly getting into layer season a little bit early. He's all seven-layer dip on Matt Patricia's body.

The Aaron Rodgers 'Fuck You Tour' is officially happening this year

Aaron Rodgers the 'fuck you' tour is happening this year. I've come to accept it and I'm very, very scared. They do need to figure out how to keep Aaron Rodgers pissed off for an entire season. They have to have a strategy because right now they're toasting off their master class of drafting Jordan Love.

The Commanders will win the NFC East

The Washington Commanders ... [are] shocking the world winning that division.

The Bills will beat the Lions in overtime

My Super Bowl is Bills and Lions and I got the Bills winning in overtime.

Justin Herbert will win MVP after an amazing regular season

Justin Herbert's gonna have this year. It's gonna be an amazing regular season. MVP regular season for Justin Herbert.