"Tom Brady is a system quarterback and Jacoby Brissett is better than him" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Sep 23, 2016

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Tom Brady is a system quarterback and Jacoby Brissett is better than him

Tom Brady, system quarterback. That's obvious right now. I have not seen Tom Brady—did you see how fast [Jacoby] Brissett was? That's a whole other dimension. I think he's a better quarterback than Tom Brady.

Hot Take Football ScorchingSarcastic

Jacoby Brissett is a career backup while Tom Brady won multiple Super Bowls after this; the claim is literally incorrect but intended as a joke.

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Take Slip·Sep 23, 2016

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Big Cat

Brock Osweiler sucks

And Brock Osweiler, holy shit, I think he sucks. I don't know if that's like that vaunted Bill Belichick scheme on defense or whatever it is, but he certainly looked like a kindergartner, a really tall kindergartner out there.

Opinion Football Medium

Osweiler's career plummeted after the Houston stint, leading to him being traded with a pick just to get off his contract.

Push

Take Slip·Sep 23, 2016

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Stingray Steve

Mississippi State will beat UMass 35-14

I still think Mississippi State gets the W, but I think it'll be closer than the experts think. I'm going 35-14.

Prediction CFB Mild

Mississippi State beat UMass 47-35 on September 24, 2016. He got the winner right but the score spread was closer than 35-14.

Win

Take Slip·Sep 23, 2016

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Stingray Steve

Do not schedule North Dakota State because they will stomp you

Do not schedule the [Bison] because they will stomp you if you do. Add Iowa to the list of teams that have gone down to the Bison. Now Minnesota, Kansas, Kansas State, Iowa State, Iowa... have all been beaten and stomped on by the Bison.

Opinion CFB Medium

NDSU has a storied history of FBS upsets, though they became less frequent as fewer top-tier teams were willing to schedule them.