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PFT CommenterTom Brady never dated Ivanka Trump because her vagina is too acidic for his diet
The female vagina, the pH levels of it, 3.5 to 4.5. It's acidic like a tomato. No chance Tom Brady eats it. Like a glass of orange juice. No chance. Inflammation city if you touch that thing. Ass, I didn't know, so I checked ass. Ass is actually more pH neutral. So he could have eaten her ass.
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Big CatThursday Night Football is where real football gets played.
I'm saying suck it because we have long said Thursday night football is where real football gets played. You might get the Bengals and the Texans scoring no touchdowns, but you also might get a Brian Hoyer and Jared Goff shootout.
PFT CommenterYou are a fake fan if you don't watch Thursday Night Football because of a 'bad' matchup
If you're the kind of fan that doesn't watch Thursday Night Football because you've got work tomorrow morning or it's between two of the worst teams of the past 25 years or some other excuse like that, guess what? You're a fake fan. Fake. Fraud. Shame.
Big CatSean McVay is an elite coach who has turned Jared Goff into a monster
Sean McVay... I'll tell you what, that guy can fucking coach. Because he had play calls that were like, every now and then he'd sprinkle one play in and be like, whoa, that was really nicely designed. And what he's done with Jared Goff... Sean McVay has molded him into a monster.
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View profilePFT CommenterBrock Purdy is the MVP and the 49ers are the NFL's best team
The 49ers are, I think, the best team in football. I think Brock Purdy right now is the league MVP.
PFT CommenterDan Quinn should be fired after the fourth-down disaster
I think Dan Quinn has to go and he's a nice guy.
PFT CommenterThe Jets would win the NFC East
The Jets would be—I would take the Jets to win the NFC East. Without a doubt.