Trader Joe's is the 'second wife' of grocery stores
Trader Joe's is nice for a fling, but that's not a grocery store you marry. I think it's your second wife. First marriage you go with like a Kroger or a Food Lion... then you get divorced and Trader Joe's has all that stuff that you like. So then you know more your second time around.
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View episodeHockey is only America's fourth most important sport and we still beat Canada
I choose to win with class. Does it hurt for Canada that I graciously said hockey is our fourth like the fourth sport we're best at? We're football, baseball, basketball... and then hockey. I love hockey, but it's our fourth most important sport. And Canada, Canada's everything. And we fucking beat you. And we have the gold.
Olympic coaches should receive medals along with the athletes
Did you know that the coaches don't get medals? That's bullshit. Bizarre. [PFT: They get the stuffed animal though.] Oh man. [Big Cat:] Could you imagine being a Canadian and that is your sport and it's everything... and then afterwards they're like, 'Hey, here's a Labu Booo.'
Norway shouldn't count in the Winter Olympic medal standings because they invented all the sports
Norway's like the friend that's like, 'Hey, do you want to come to my house and play all my video games and I'll beat you at all of them?' That's what Norway does. If you take out Norway, which you should, we [the US] dominated these Olympics.
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The Washington Commanders ... [are] shocking the world winning that division.
The Bills will beat the Lions in overtime
My Super Bowl is Bills and Lions and I got the Bills winning in overtime.
Justin Herbert will win MVP after an amazing regular season
Justin Herbert's gonna have this year. It's gonna be an amazing regular season. MVP regular season for Justin Herbert.