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PFT CommenterTrue 'Football Guys' don't actually poop because their bodies are too efficient
Real football guys, their bodies operate so efficiently that they—first of all, they don't really eat meals because they're just too busy watching film. They eat like a couple granola bars... their bodies are just so efficient at burning everything, converting everything to energy. They just like—they don't crap. It just all goes right into the muscles or the fat... I don't think that Jeff Fisher can crap his pants because I would submit that Jeff Fisher doesn't crap.
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View episodePFT CommenterRobert Griffin III performs best when there are no expectations
He performs really well when he has low expectations. So I think it's a good fit for that. Like he went to Baylor. Nobody expected him to do shit at Baylor. Played well there. Played well his first year in Washington. I mean, nobody expects a Redskins quarterback to be very good. And then once they got to the playoffs, all of a sudden he had expectations.
PFT CommenterRobert Griffin III's career will eventually be ended by a massive staph infection in the Browns' locker room
That is probably the last locker room that you want to be in if you're recovering from like a knee surgery... I could see this going very poorly for [Griffin]. Like he has some minor surgery in the off season and then his career is ended by a massive staph infection.
PFT CommenterRobert Griffin III will start 6-8 games for the Browns, win three, and become a career backup after getting injured
Griffin will start six to eight games this year, and he'll win three of them. So it'll be like RG three and three. And then he'll get injured again, and then they'll bring in, you know, whichever quarterback that they draft at the second overall pick. And then Griffin will just be on the bench again, and then he'll be a career backup after that.
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I kind of want the thunder to win because I'm not ready to start the clock on when I have to start hating the Spurs again.
PFT CommenterSuccess for the USMNT is defined as winning at least one elimination game
The very, very bottom line for what we could consider to be success I would say is if we win one elimination game, okay. That would be okay. Reaching the quarter finals. That's okay. That's what success is for this team.
PFT CommenterWest Ham will finish in the top 10 of the EPL table next year because of season-ending momentum.
I expect West Ham, my Hammers to finish in the top 10 of the table next year. English soccer fans don't understand sports. They don't get momentum. And winning your last game of the season three nil, you're gonna have all the momentum going into next year in the EPL.