"Women love it when men tell them what to like and order for them at restaurants" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Jul 11, 2016·Mt. Rushmore

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Women love it when men tell them what to like and order for them at restaurants

Chicks love it when guys tell them what they like. Or order for them at a restaurant. It's just like whenever you're like, 'hey, this is actually you don't like that. You like what I like.' It just shows that you're not afraid to take charge.

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