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PFT CommenterYoung adults should be assholes and selfish until they turn 25
I don't trust people who know exactly what they want to do in life when they're 18 and 19 years old because we're all shitheads before we're 25. Until you turn 25, you should be an asshole. You should be selfish. You should not care about anybody else. You should just want to have a good time all the time.
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View episodePFT CommenterCanceling an NFL game causes an immediate increase in local crime
When you cancel a game, there's a crime wave that hits the town. There's an increase in evil that we call crime. So unless you want Canton, Ohio to be run over by thugs tonight, you better have that damn kickoff.
PFT CommenterRyan Tannehill is effectively retired because wide receivers cannot return from knee injuries
I'm going to say [Ryan Tannehill] is injured right now because a knee injury is impossible to come back from for a wide receiver.
PFT CommenterThe sun is scientifically cold because space is cold
Where do you land, by the way, on our theory that the sun is, in fact, cold? I'm a fan of the space that just seems to shut everybody down. Space is cold and everyone just... When you said you were willing to hear it out, I was just going to say space is cold. That's it.
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View profilePFT CommenterThe Commanders will win the NFC East
The Washington Commanders ... [are] shocking the world winning that division.
PFT CommenterThe Bills will beat the Lions in overtime
My Super Bowl is Bills and Lions and I got the Bills winning in overtime.
PFT CommenterJustin Herbert will win MVP after an amazing regular season
Justin Herbert's gonna have this year. It's gonna be an amazing regular season. MVP regular season for Justin Herbert.