The course at Shinnecock Hills is a 'wagon' because it's dominating every golfer in the field

I'm telling you what, this course is a wagon. Every single golfer got shit pumped today except for, what, Dustin Johnson? ... The course is awesome. The fescue is kicking people's ass.

I'm rooting for the course to beat the players at the U.S. Open

I actually love the course so much, I found myself chanting today in my head, go course, go. Go course, go. Because, like, the course – I mean, Bryson DeChambeau said it was clown golf. That's when you know a course has you, like, beat.

Shinnecock Hills is a very functional course, but it looks like shit

I love the course. Say what you want to say. Permission to speak freely. Yes. It looks like shit. It's not a good-looking course. But that's fine. It does its job. It's a very functional course.

The USMNT played their best and most complete game ever to open the 2026 World Cup

It was erotic. Watching this team... we've always had the collective doginess, you know, we've been like a collective fist. But this though, it was stunning. I can't quite understand where it came from. The goals were ecstatic. The team play was transcendent. It was like Caleb Williams was playing and suddenly we don't fear the Packers.

Portugal is completely capable of winning the World Cup, but Cristiano Ronaldo is holding them back.

They can win this, they can win this tournament. That's the agony. And they all wanna win it for Ronaldo. But the thing that's stopping them winning it for Ronaldo is Ronaldo.

The four greatest soccer players of all time are Christian Pulisic, Freddy Adu, Marta, and Kyle Beckerman.

Number one for sure is Christian Pulisic. Number two... Freddy Adu. [...] Number four I think would probably be Marta. The Brazilian icon. [...] I love Kyle Beckerman, who used to play for the United States, played for us forever, was just the most tenacious footballer, worked so bloody hard. He'd probably be number five. But you only wanted four on that Rushmore.