The New England Patriots are dead (but they're still going to win the division)

The New England Patriots are dead. Actually, they're still going to win the division, but it's times like this I thank my lucky stars I'm not a New England Patriots fan.

Thin Andy Reid might be better than Bill Belichick

Thin Andy Reid—maybe all the fat was the dumb stuff that made him call timeouts at inopportune times. Thin Andy Reid might be better than Bill Belichick. Two and one. The Chiefs are two and one under Andy Reid against the Patriots.

Patrick Mahomes' presence has taught Alex Smith how to throw the long ball

Alex Smith, out of nowhere, showed that he can throw that long ball tonight. Pat Mahomes is like when you have an old male dog that has always pissed putting its hips down at the ground... and when you bring a new pup in that lifts its leg on something, your old dog's like, holy shit, that looks cool. Mahomes is a young pup that's taught Alex Smith to lift his leg.

Two late-window games is death for RedZone

Four games in the late window is fine. It's fine. Three feels slow. Two is death.

College Football RedZone could find an audience

College football now is very intriguing. ... If they wanna start college RedZone and call it College RedZone, they're able to. ... It would, I think it would find an audience.

The Bengals could score 31 points per game

The Cincinnati Bengals are a team that is gonna score 31 points a game. Whether they give up 30 or 32 points a game is the question of their win-loss record.