Takes

The World Cup belongs on the Mount Rushmore of professional sports playoffs

Mount Rushmore of Professional Sports Playoffs... I'm gonna go football. One. I'm gonna go basketball. Two. I'm gonna go, I'll go hockey. Three. I would like to go World Cup four if that's okay.

The NFL should award 'assists' to players who successfully lateral a ball that results in a touchdown

The NFL should award assist for anyone who successfully laterals a ball That and that the play end than a touchdown. This would promote more laterals and specialists with those skills that become valuable throughout the league. [PFT]: I like that. It's a good idea.

NBA teams should be allowed to adjust the dimensions of their own three-point line to create a home-court advantage

Every game would be played differently based on where the three point line is would be exciting to watch. [Big Cat]: I think we said it with Kirk Goldsberry maybe, but yes. This would be awesome. Different dimensions like in baseball. Yeah. This would be so sick.

The Red Sox owner John Henry is orchestrating a 'smear job' on Rafael Devers because Devers didn't answer his text message

MLB owner just getting his feelings hurt... I believe the reason traded Devers... John Henry made a trip to have like a face-to-face conversation with him... and Devers was not having it. [Big Cat]: I do love like just the story of a, a owner just getting his feelings hurt. It happens a lot. And just saying, I'm making this rash decision 'cause my feelings got hurt.

Boxing would become the most popular sport if all sports memories were erased

Boxing would be pretty, you'd be like, holy shit, these guys are just beating the fuck out of each other. Yeah. Boxing would be pretty sick.

I would kill Hitler if I was on the 1936 Olympic team

I think I would wanna be Jesse Owens and just win gold medal Right. in Hitler's face... And I would kill Hitler while I was there. Kill Hitler.

Baseball has the highest amount of celebratory ass slaps in sports

Baseball for sure. Football probably second... baseball, that's how they shake hands.

Jayson Tatum is the NBA equivalent of Brock Purdy

My take is that Jayson Tatum is the NBA equivalent of Brock Purdy... Jason Tatum is awesome. Jason Tatum is not, he plays defense on, not on the same level as [Nikola] Jokic and Luca [Doncic].

Luka Doncic doesn't play defense while Jayson Tatum is a two-way star

Luca [Doncic] doesn't play defense. Jason Tatum plays defense. [Tatum] is the leader of the team that's the best team in the NBA and then potentially wins the NBA championship. Those conversations [about him being top five] deserve to be had.

Jayson Tatum is not a top five player in the NBA; he is ranked sixth or seventh

Tatum is not a top five player either. He's like seven, which is fine. Which is awesome... Tatum's an awesome player. He's not the same as the top three or four guys in the league.

The EA Sports College Football franchise is the best video game franchise ever

The EA Sports College Football franchise... Best franchise in all video games. I agree. That's a solid take. That's good take.

The NBA should start its season on Christmas Day and play only 60 games

I am a big proponent of starting it like [a] 60 game season started on December 25th. Remember the year, the lockout year? That started. That was awesome. It was good [the] best schedule... I think every sport outside of football should do smaller seasons.

If James Bradberry had worn white gloves in the Super Bowl, the Eagles would have won

I'm convinced if James Bradberry was wearing white gloves in the Eagles last Super Bowl, that call is never made and the Eagles are Super Bowl champs.

Watching Caleb Williams throw a football is like watching Steph Curry play basketball

Albert Breer just put out an entire piece about Caleb Williams... checked all the boxes. Called him a Steph Curry-like experience watching him throw the football. It means Steph Curry's awesome to watch play basketball, so it's like that in football.

The Florida Gators would have won the 2001 National Championship if not for the 9/11 schedule changes

Florida would've won the football national championship in 2001 had nine 11 not happened and the Tennessee game got rescheduled.

Korean BBQ is a great restaurant concept because you don't have to do the dishes

Dishes. You don't have to do the dishes. The dishes is what the worst part about cooking at home is... and it will change everything in your brain.

I would rather experience Damar Hamlin's on-field medical emergency than Alex Smith's leg injury because you get a peak at the afterlife

DeMar [Hamlin over Alex Smith]. Because you get a peak at the afterlife. For sure... you get treated as a hero when you come back... you get a free clone.