The Toronto Maple Leafs were the second-best team in the NHL this year because they were the only ones to take the Panthers to seven games

I mean, if you had to pick a second best team, PFT, it's probably the Toronto Maple Leafs. 'cause they took 'em to seven. [PFT]: I was about to start the show by congratulating the Toronto Maple Leafs on being better than the Edmonton Oilers.

Connor McDavid is currently incapable of winning the big one

I feel bad for [Connor McDavid]. He's an incredible player, but as of right now, I'm just going on the facts that I see — has not won the big one. And we're being a little tongue in cheek, but obviously this will be the, the, the prevailing story of can he win the big one.

The Indiana Fever need to hire a Charles Oakley-style enforcer to protect Caitlin Clark

This is actually a great opportunity for somebody that's like into the bench player on the Fever, become the Caitlin Clark defender. Just start learning boxing, jiu-jitsu, Muay Thai, whatever. And then just be an enforcer. Be the Charles Oakley... that just goes out there and beats the shit out of girls that try to go out at Caitlin.

Nate Diaz is a sobering reminder that most men are 'bitch made'

Nate Diaz is a healthy reminder. It was like there's levels to being a man... He's an absolute savage... It's the most sobering reminder of like, yeah, I might be bitch made. 'Cause Nate Diaz is walking, his face was a faucet of blood.

Going to a nightclub solo and dancing for two hours is a freeing experience

I went to the bar, had a couple of beers and then went to the dance club. I don't dance very well, but it's fun to bust a move once in a while... It was incredibly uncomfortable, but it was like, it felt good to just, you know, get out there a little bit. I was just dancing... not too bad.

Ronda Rousey might win her return fight in the octagon against Gina Carano

Ronda Rousey... she's returned to the octagon after like 3,400 days, she's got a chance to maybe right the ship and get a win. I thought it could be exciting.