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Paul Bissonnette, Jay Bilas, Peter King Retires, Ice Cream Is Under Attack And Pardon Your Take

Wednesday, February 28, 202426 takes

Peter King hangs it up and we remember a great football career even though he still owes us money. Combine week is here and we have quotes and smokescreens (-). Hanks number 3 best Patriot (-). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including the attack on ice cream and the Barstool Combine (-). Paul Bissonnette joins the show to catch up, talk hockey, being a Big J reporter and more (-). Jay Bilas joins to talk court storming, teams getting hot, NIL and more (-). We finish with Pardon Your Take (-).

Paul Bissonnette, Jay Bilas, Peter King Retires, and the War on Ice Cream

The end of an era is upon us as Peter King has officially hung up the pen. Big Cat and PFT reflect on a legendary career of coffee columns and travel grievances, even if the man still owes Big Cat twelve bucks for a double-double. While Peter King moves into a new phase of life, PFT thinks he knows exactly what the future holds for the King of the Monday morning notebook.

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Feb 28, 2024
#9155
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Peter King will write Andy Reid's biography in retirement

I don't know how long Peter's gonna be able to hang the pen up for... Peter King might just become the next like biographer of football coaches. He's probably gonna write Andy Reid's biography.

Peter King has not published an Andy Reid biography as of late 2024, but it remains possible in his retirement.

Before diving into the interviews, Hank continues his countdown of the greatest New England Patriots ever. Despite the documentary series currently airing to get Robert Kraft into the Hall of Fame, Hank is staying focused on the guys on the field. This week, he highlights a defensive legend who defined the early dynasty years.

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Feb 28, 2024
#9156
HankHank

Tedy Bruschi is the #3 all-time Patriot

Number three... Heart and Soul of the defense... Legend. Teddy Bruski.

This is a subjective ranking of team legends.

Hot Seat/Cool Throne

Hot Seat is heating up for Taylor Gooch after his comments about the upcoming Masters. With the LIV golfer lacking an exemption, he's already casting a shadow over the green jacket ceremony. Hank finds the "asterisk" talk a bit rich, even if Gooch is standing on his own high ground.

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HankHank

The 2024 Masters will have an asterisk because Taylor Gooch wasn't invited

Taylor Gooch was interviewed... and he said he's going to be an asterisk. It's just a reality. Taylor Gooch will always remember as the Masters that didn't have Taylor Gooch.

The 2024 Masters took place without an official asterisk, and Scottie Scheffler's win is generally considered legitimate.

Big Cat takes aim at Clay Travis for his bizarre attack on the President's ice cream habits. Apparently, there is a segment of the population that thinks grown men eating ice cream by themselves is weird. Big Cat isn't having it, vowing to eat a cone in solo protest because some things are just sacred.

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Big CatBig Cat

Grown men getting ice cream by themselves is actually great

Do you know grown men who go get ice cream by themselves? I don't. It's very strange. [Big Cat responding to Clay Travis quote] Literally all the time I get ice cream. I'm gonna do that as a protest tonight. I'm gonna get ice cream by myself... Ice cream by yourself is actually great.

Subjective preference for eating habits.

On the Cool Throne, Jake Marsh is celebrating the expansion of the MAC. With UMass joining the fold, the future of Tuesday night Maction is brighter than ever. More games, more weeknights, and more excuses to stay on the couch in November.

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Jake MarshJake Marsh

UMass moving to the MAC is great for 'MACtion' and weeknight football

My cool Throne is Mion, we're getting more Mion because UMass is getting added, which means more games back... more weeknight football eventually.

UMass did officially join the MAC starting in 2025 for all sports, increasing the number of conference games available for the MAC's midweek schedule.

Biz Nasty and the State of Hockey

Paul Bissonnette finally made it onto the show after a "healthy scratch" last week, and he brought a massive amount of hockey knowledge with him. Biz breaks down the emotional return of Patrick Kane to Chicago and why the legacy of "Showtime" is unmatched among American skaters.

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Feb 28, 2024
#9160
Paul BissonnettePaul Bissonnette

Patrick Kane is the greatest American-born hockey player ever

Patrick Kane's gonna go down when he Retires as the best American born player of all time. I still think that there's potential room for Matthews to maybe overtake that Throne... but for now, let's give Patrick Kane his flowers.

This is a subjective debate among hockey fans and experts, but Kane's three Cups and trophy cabinet make him a consensus top choice for now.

As the NHL playoffs approach, Biz identifies the Florida Panthers as the "wagon" to watch in the East. He also addresses his blossoming career as a Big J reporter following the Mike Babcock situation in Columbus, noting that while he doesn't care about journalistic integrity, he will always stand up for the players when a coach starts looking through their private photos.

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Feb 28, 2024
#9162
Paul BissonnettePaul Bissonnette

The Maple Leafs will beat the Bruins in the first round and win the Stanley Cup

I am hoping that they draw Boston as a first round matchup... I feel if the Leafs end up matching up with Boston the first round. I think they beat 'em and then they go on to March to win the Stanley Cup.

The Maple Leafs did play the Bruins in the first round of the 2024 playoffs and lost in 7 games. They did not win the Cup.

The Great Court Storming Debate with Jay Bilas

Jay Bilas joins the show for what becomes a slightly contentious but fascinating breakdown of the current state of college basketball. The primary point of friction? Court storming. Bilas isn't interested in the "memories" or the "passion" if it means players are at risk of injury.

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Feb 28, 2024
#9164
Paul BissonnettePaul Bissonnette

Alexander Ovechkin will break Wayne Gretzky's goal record in two years

Next year he'll probably get whatever, 30, 35 goals. And then the following year is when you're really gonna see this, this kind of parade as you're describing start. It's gonna be a stroke off Fest, double wrister, every goddamn game that he's, he's on the broadcast.

Ovechkin is still chasing the record as of late 2024. The two-year timeline is consistent with current projections.

Big Cat and PFT tried to find common ground by pointing out that the big moments are what make college sports unique, but Bilas remained unmoved. He argued that the only reason it still happens is that administrators love the marketing visual too much to actually enforce the rules.

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Feb 28, 2024
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Jay BilasJay Bilas

Paying players directly will spread talent around college sports, not concentrate it at the top schools

I differ with that viewpoint. I think most reasonable economists would tell you that's not how it's going to work. What being able to pay is going to do is spread talent around more. It is not gonna concentrate talent... Talent will be spread around. We've already seen it with NIL.

This is a debated economic theory in the context of sports; time will tell if parity increases as pay-for-play becomes more formalized.

Things got technical when the discussion turned to the definition of "disingenuous." Bilas, ever the Duke law grad, wasn't afraid to correct the vocabulary of the hosts while doubling down on his stance that the safety of the participants should always come before a student's desire to jump around on center court.

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Feb 28, 2024
#9165
Jay BilasJay Bilas

Someone will eventually get seriously injured during a court storming

It's dangerous, man. Yeah. and it is. It's dangerous now. And we've had significant injuries over the years... Something bad's gonna happen. And when it does, we're gonna have the audacity to be surprised at it.

While several minor injuries occurred (like Kyle Filipowski's sprain mentioned in the episode), a 'catastrophic' event hasn't yet ended the practice nationally.

Beyond the debate, Bilas provided some actual basketball insight for those looking ahead to March. He’s keeping a close eye on a few programs that are peaking at the right time and some mid-major coaches who are tactically outclassing the field.

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Feb 28, 2024
#9168
Jay BilasJay Bilas

Illinois and USF are teams trending toward a strong March run

I think Illinois is starting to trend in that direction... they're starting to look like they could do some real damage there. South Florida's another team that's trending a little bit like Florida Atlantic did last year.

Illinois made it to the Elite Eight (a very strong run). USF won the American regular season but failed to make the NCAA tournament, losing in the NIT second round.
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Feb 28, 2024
#20527
Jay BilasJay Bilas

Would have 'clubbed that dog like a baby seal' to stop court storming

I would've clubbed that dog like a baby seal that all would've stopped.

The man who opened the interview by lecturing about nuance closed it by proposing baby seal clubbing as a deterrent for dogs on basketball courts.

To wrap things up, the guys hit on a listener-submitted take about the nightmare of Korean BBQ manual labor and debate the merits of a 99 Pug merchandise line.

At the end of the day, we can all agree to disagree—unless you're Jay Bilas, in which case you just disagree.

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More Takes

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Feb 28, 2024
#29729
Big CatBig Cat

I would bet I could score 20 goals in a season if I played on a power play with Connor Bedard

If they put [me] net front on a power play for even a full season, I bet you he'd put 15 off [my] ass and in the net... I'm pretty sure [I] can get 20 playing with Connor Bedard.

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While purely theoretical, the likelihood of a media personality scoring 20 NHL goals is near zero, though the 'off the ass' qualifier adds a layer of satirical possibility.
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Feb 28, 2024
#9161
Paul BissonnettePaul Bissonnette

The Florida Panthers are the favorites to win the Eastern Conference

Florida being the wagon that they are, they're probably the, probably the, the number one favorite in the east.

The Florida Panthers did indeed win the Eastern Conference and went on to win the Stanley Cup in 2024.
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Feb 28, 2024
#29730
Paul BissonnettePaul Bissonnette

I am taking a hiatus from breaking news because of the emotional toll of the Mike Babcock story

As far as my breaking stories and breaking news, I'm gonna probably take a hiatus for a few years after the emotional [toll]... it was a pretty nerve-wracking situation breaking that news.

This is a personal career decision that can be verified by observing if he breaks more major scandals in the following years.
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Feb 28, 2024
#9163
Paul BissonnettePaul Bissonnette

Connor McDavid will finish as the second-highest scorer in NHL history

He will probably end up second in all time scoring. So, and, and an absolute phenom who's lived up to every bit of expectation.

McDavid is currently climbing the ranks. This take won't be resolved for at least another decade of his career.
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Feb 28, 2024
#20522
Jay BilasJay Bilas

Fans don't belong on the court ever and players don't belong in the stands ever

my perspective is fans don't belong on the court ever. And players don't belong in the stands ever. That's, I don't think that's a controversial thing.

Several million college students across America disagreed.
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Feb 28, 2024
#20523
Jay BilasJay Bilas

Using the word 'disingenuous' is the same as calling someone a liar

Ingenuous means lying... No, I think what it meant is not only did you not know what disingenuous means, I did... Disingenuous is calling somebody a liar.

Disingenuous typically means insincere or not candid, often by pretending that one knows less about something than one really does. While it implies dishonesty, it is not strictly synonymous with 'lying.'
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Feb 28, 2024
#20525
Jay BilasJay Bilas

Big Cat only thinks court storming is fine because he hasn't had his knee sprained by a fan yet

Now he got hurt and it maybe the injury wasn't enough for you. So No, I'll come and I'll come and sprain your knee and then you claim that I'm fine.

This is a rhetorical hypothetical aimed at making a point about empathy and safety standards.
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Feb 28, 2024
#9166
Jay BilasJay Bilas

NIL should have no rules and operate like normal business with multi-year contracts

There wouldn't be any rules. I would have it operate just like normal business does... the schools could just pay the athletes directly... they would sign the players to multi-year contracts... It's really not that difficult. And that way the transfer portal's not as big of an issue.

Subjective policy proposal, though the House settlement in 2024 has moved college sports closer to this revenue-sharing model.
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Feb 28, 2024
#20530
Jay BilasJay Bilas

If court storming ended tomorrow, ratings and engagement would be exactly the same

I think if it ended tomorrow, we would see the same passion and the same ratings and the same level of engagement that we always see.

Court storming has not been banned. The NCAA implemented a $100,000 fine in 2024 and it continued to happen anyway.
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Feb 28, 2024
#20526
Jay BilasJay Bilas

Would have tasered the dog that ran on a basketball court in Chile

I would've tasered the dog. And then euthanized the owner.

Bilas's proposed enforcement framework escalated from citations to tasering a dog to euthanizing a human being within the span of one interview.
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Feb 28, 2024
#9167
Jay BilasJay Bilas

Josh Schertz at Indiana State is a top 3 schematic coach in the country

Josh Schertz at Indiana State would be number one... It's like watching a European Pro team that's been together for a long time. It's just magnificent.

Schertz's success at Indiana State led to him being hired by Saint Louis in 2024, validating Bilas's assessment of his coaching talent.
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Feb 28, 2024
#20528
Jay BilasJay Bilas

I don't need an agreement to disagree — why can't we just disagree?

I've never understood what that means. Why can't we just disagree? I don't need an agreement to disagree.

Bilas took issue with a common English phrase on the grounds that he had not signed any paperwork.
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Feb 28, 2024
#20529
Jay BilasJay Bilas

I knew what 'disingenuous' meant in high school

No, I think what it meant is not only did you not know what disingenuous means, I did. But you did. You had to look it up. No, and that's not, didn't I actually knew what that meant when I was in high school.

A Duke-educated attorney bragged about knowing the word 'disingenuous' since high school to a man whose job is making people laugh.
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Big CatBig Cat

Korean BBQ is a great restaurant concept because you don't have to do the dishes

Dishes. You don't have to do the dishes. The dishes is what the worst part about cooking at home is... and it will change everything in your brain.

A subjective opinion about the benefits of a dining experience.

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