Skip to content
PMTPMT DB
Loss
Big CatBig Cat

I would bet I could score 20 goals in a season if I played on a power play with Connor Bedard

If they put [me] net front on a power play for even a full season, I bet you he'd put 15 off [my] ass and in the net... I'm pretty sure [I] can get 20 playing with Connor Bedard.

While purely theoretical, the likelihood of a media personality scoring 20 NHL goals is near zero, though the 'off the ass' qualifier adds a layer of satirical possibility.

More from this episode

View episode
Open
Feb 28, 2024
#9155
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Peter King will write Andy Reid's biography in retirement

I don't know how long Peter's gonna be able to hang the pen up for... Peter King might just become the next like biographer of football coaches. He's probably gonna write Andy Reid's biography.

Andy Reid has not retired yet. Peter King cannot write his retirement biography until Reid retires.
Void
Feb 28, 2024
#9156
HankHank

Tedy Bruschi is the #3 all-time Patriot

Number three... Heart and Soul of the defense... Legend. Teddy Bruski.

This is a subjective ranking of team legends.
Loss
HankHank

The 2024 Masters will have an asterisk because Taylor Gooch wasn't invited

Taylor Gooch was interviewed... and he said he's going to be an asterisk. It's just a reality. Taylor Gooch will always remember as the Masters that didn't have Taylor Gooch.

The 2024 Masters took place without an official asterisk, and Scottie Scheffler's win is generally considered legitimate.

More from Big Cat

View profile
Void
Big CatBig Cat

The intentional-grounding penalty was the right play

I actually think he had, that's an OC problem because there was no underneath route. If he throws that deep and, like, everyone had—it just was a shit show. He couldn't throw it deep because he was basically getting chased. If he takes a sack, everyone has to come back. It probably is more than 10 seconds to get the next play. So that one, I had no problem.

Whether the decision was optimal is an inherently debatable football judgment.
Void
Big CatBig Cat

The Colts needed a complete reset after Chris Ballard's firing

Chris Ballard was there for 10 years, never won an AFC South. You finally just—it's inexcusable. The Andrew Luck retirement is probably what bought Chris Ballard a lot more years. He basically could just keep on saying, 'Well, our plans were screwed up because Andrew Luck retired.'

This is an evaluative judgment about a general manager's tenure and cannot be objectively resolved.
Void
Big CatBig Cat

The NBA should start on Christmas Day and play 60 games

The NBA should start on Christmas day. It should be a 60-game schedule. It'd be so much better.

This is a preference about league scheduling and cannot be objectively resolved.