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L. Ron MexicoWe Like Our Apples Unwashed And Bought On The Side Of The Road
We like our apples like we like our clothes: unwashed and bought on the side of the road.
L. Ron MexicoPull Up At The Cincinnati Zoo And Pay Our Respects
Pull up at the zoo, pay our respects.
L. Ron MexicoUse Your One Phone Call From Jail On Mike And Mike
It's getting locked up for getting hyped tonight and using your one call on Mike and Mike.
L. Ron MexicoZack Hample Belongs In A Garbage Can
First name Marlins, last name Man, I'll stuff Zack Hample in a garbage can.
L. Ron MexicoLady Luck Smiled Down On The Viet Cong When Marlins Man Missed Vietnam
I was one year late for Vietnam. Lady Luck smiled down on the Viet Cong.
L. Ron MexicoThe Marlins Man Beef Is About Jealousy, Not The Troops
It's not about the troops, it's jealousy.
L. Ron MexicoMarlins Man's Mouth Is Always Behind The Plate
Problem is your mouth always behind the plate.
L. Ron MexicoPFT Commenter Owns 'No Pressure No Diamonds' Now
No pressure no diamonds, slow it down. PFT owns your slogan now.
L. Ron MexicoRG3 Folds And Splatters Under Pressure
And to be honest you more like the latter. When the pressure is on you fold and splatter.
L. Ron MexicoRG3 Should Respect Shanahan
Respect Shanahan, I don't plan to scram.
L. Ron MexicoRG3 Disappointed The Dog Pound Just Like He Did Atlanta
Don't disappoint the Dog Pound like in Atlanta man.
L. Ron MexicoRG3 Goes 4-12 Unless He Comes On The Podcast
Spoiler alert: RG3 goes 4 and 12. Unless he comes on the podcast, then he goes 10 and 6 and make the playoffs.
L. Ron MexicoDanny Woodhead Never Gets Hurt And Never Fumbles
Not afraid of dirt, and always keeps it humble. Never gets hurt, and never even fumbles.
L. Ron MexicoThe Only Flag Woodhead Has Ever Drawn Is Of The U.S.A.
Only flag he ever draws is of the U.S.A. If you a mouthy linebacker, then you must pay.
L. Ron MexicoQuarterbacks Are Overpaid — Just Hand It To Woodhead
Overpaid quarterback with the eight-figure salary. Hand it to the man with the Energizer battery.
L. Ron MexicoDanny Woodhead Watches Film All Day And Sleeps In His Car
Never goes home 'cause he always goes hard. Watches film all day, and he sleeps in his car.
L. Ron MexicoWoodhead Is Rushin' And Wet Like Putin In The Rain
Working up a sweat, moving the chains. He's rushin' and wet, like Putin in the rain.