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Wolves teach superior values like community and sacrifice compared to human parenting

The wolves taught him [Big Cat] well. It taught him about community, talking about teamwork, sacrifice. Nature being noble, humility, pack above self.

Theoretically possible but practically a satirical take on fictional backstory.
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Shredder and the Ninja Turtles appear in every episode together but never actually kill each other

If you've ever watched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Shredder is in every episode. The Ninja Turtles are in like every episode. They never actually kill each other. They just fight.

This is a subjective observation of the show's formulaic nature.
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MaxMax

A Dungeons and Dragons player who shapeshifts into an animal too early cannot be trusted

If you morph into something else already, how can you be trusted? Right. It's not even, especially if it's not even known yet. [I need to] fit in with like the rest of the crowd.

The concept of 'trust' in D&D roleplay is entirely subjective.
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Big CatBig Cat

I have a higher alcohol tolerance than dwarves because of my size

But I'm bigger than [the dwarves]. It will take me a lot longer to get drunk. I think [I] might just get drunk with them.

In most fantasy settings, including D&D, dwarves have a natural resistance to poison and alcohol that far outweighs human size advantages.
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Big CatBig Cat

I have zero problem sleeping with an angel in Elysium, even if they turn out to be a man

Hank's big fucking move was to make me gay. Like it's a bad thing. Disgusting. You fucking an angel dude. Yeah, absolutely. I I don't give [a fuck]—angels are angels. They just change their physical form whenever they want. Shit. They're just like changing to [whatever you] love... I'm like, yeah, no shit bro.

Subjective comedic stance.
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The ideal heaven includes NFL games where every over hits and the channel changes the moment it gets boring

Is NFL on? Yeah. Oh, a hundred percent. And every game is like exactly as exciting as you want. Every over hits, every game is like going into the most exciting moments... and then as soon as it gets boring, the channel just changes to a new, more exciting game.

Subjective description of a personal heaven.
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Jake Marsh's character, Cake, is definitely a narc or a member of the city watch

[Cake] is a cop like you on the basketball court, check to see if he's a cop... he feels like a cop.

In the context of the game's roleplay, the character was a wizard, not an official 'narc', but the take is subjective comedy.

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