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2X Super Bowl Champion Chris Long And Bus Driver Larry

Friday, January 25, 20197 takes

We're on the road to the Super Bowl in Atlanta with a stop in Philly and Virginia ( - ). The Browns were somehow more of a dumpster fire than previously though and had a porn problem in their office ( -). Roger Goodell hasn't answered the Saints fans yet ( - ). 2X Super Bowl Champion and 2X PMT Lib of the year Chris Long joins the show to talk about his 2 former teams in the Super Bowl, why Tom Brady stays dominant, the double doink, playing against his brother, and the Carson Wentz locker room buzz ( - ). Segments include Respect The Biz Max Kellerman vs Derek Carr, Stay Classy Jamal Adams, James HardOn, Embrace Debate Baseball HoF, and Road Rules with Larry the Bus Drivery

Recap

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Take Slip·Jan 25, 2019
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The Rams were the equal to or better than the Saints in the NFC Championship

I feel like the better team won... maybe it's not better team won, but they couldn't have been more equal in my mind. So I'm not feeling like it was this huge travesty and one team that really didn't deserve to get there got there.

The Rams won the game and represented the NFC in the Super Bowl, making them the technical 'better' team that day, though the officiating controversy remains a historic footnote.

Interview

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Take Slip·Jan 25, 2019
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Carson Wentz is the greatest person character-wise to walk the earth

Carson Wentz is like the greatest person character-wise to walk the earth, bro... I limit my time around Carson Wentz because he makes me feel bad about myself. He makes me feel bad about myself by being awesome.

This is a subjective character assessment from a close teammate.
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Take Slip·Jan 25, 2019
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Alshon Jeffery is the best receiver I have ever played with

In my opinion, [Alshon Jeffery] is the best receiver I've played with. I mean, he is automatic... when I say Alshon is the best receiver, I'm talking about number one, go up and get it, you throw him the ball, he just picks on people.

Purely subjective comparison of teammates' skill sets.
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Take Slip·Jan 25, 2019
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Aaron Donald is the perfect football player and the baddest dude in the NFL

This kid's the perfect football player. Perfect. It's like they made him in a Petri dish... In my opinion, he's the baddest dude in the NFL as far as just being a badass.

Aaron Donald went on to win 3 Defensive Player of the Year awards and is widely regarded as the best of his generation.

Picks

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Take Slip·Jan 25, 2019·Picks
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Kawhi Leonard's house purchase in San Diego means he is going to the Clippers or Lakers

Kawhi Leonard has just bought a house for $13.3 million in Los Angeles... San Diego area. It seems like an awfully convenient time for him to do that.

Kawhi Leonard signed with the Los Angeles Clippers in the 2019 offseason.

Respect The Biz

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Take Slip·Jan 25, 2019·Respect the Biz
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Max Kellerman could beat Derek Carr in a fight

I might take Max Kellerman in a fight against Derek Carr. I would. He talks about boxing a lot. If you talk about fighting a lot, I assume that you can at least handle yourself a little bit just by osmosis.

This is an unverifiable hypothetical with zero chance of happening.

Embrace Debate

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Take Slip·Jan 25, 2019·Embrace Debate
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Mars is officially canceled

I'm over Mars. You know what? Mars is canceled. I'm canceling Mars. I'm so sick of Mars. There's not water there. I'm done with Mars. Don't talk to me about Mars.

One cannot actually 'cancel' a planet.