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76ers Owner Michael Rubin, March Madness, And Mad Tennessee Fans

Friday, March 29, 201918 takes

March Madness is back the games are finally good. Tennessee fans write into us after their heartbreaking loss to Purdue. Getting ready for Hank's cat game on Friday night. (-) Baseball is back and Jordan Howard was traded. (-) Philadelphia 76ers owner and Fanatics founder Michael Rubin joins the show to talk about his climb to success, letting us own an NFL team with him one day, and some dumb business ideas that we need funding for.(-) Segments include Ass Eating SZN,(-) Schiano Man,(-) Thoughts and Prayers Deion Sanders,(-) we read a headline,(-) new segment what did Eli Manning google?(-) Big Cat thinks he can get us to go viral and FAQ's (-)

Michael Rubin on 76ers, Robert Kraft, and Billionaire Business Ideas

March Madness has finally delivered the goods. After a week of waiting for the drama to match the hype, Purdue and Tennessee gave us an absolute war that ended with Matt Painter’s squad moving on and Rick Barnes looking like he just saw a ghost. Big Cat is fully on the Boilermaker train, even if it means comparing their head coach to a certain Wisconsin legend.

Void
Mar 29, 2019
#3433
Big CatBig Cat

Matt Painter is the new Bo Ryan

We have Purdue, Matt Painter keeping it real, as John Rothstein says. Matt Painter, the new Bo Ryan.

Subjective comparison of coaching styles.

While Purdue fans are celebrating, the city of Knoxville is in a state of absolute meltdown. PFT was specifically offended by the Volunteers' wardrobe choices during the game, noting that their gear looked a little too familiar for a team playing in the heart of Big Ten country.

Void
Mar 29, 2019
#3434
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Tennessee should not be allowed to wear their Indiana-style warm-up colors

My big takeaway was the Tennessee uniforms. They should not be allowed to wear those pants and those warm-ups and those colors. Those are Indianas. Those are Indianas.

The aesthetic similarity is widely noted by college basketball fans.

Big Cat and PFT introduced a new segment called Big Mad to highlight the irrational, hilarious lashing out from Tennessee fans. We had fans blaming everything from Greg Schiano to the rims being 'not built for free throws.' But the most impressive spin zone of the night was the theory that Tennessee is simply too athletic for the officiating to handle. It’s a beautiful excuse that we will definitely be stealing for our own teams down the road.

76ers owner and Fanatics founder Michael Rubin joined the show for a heavy-hitting interview that covered everything from his early days as a 12-year-old ski shop owner to his friendship with Meek Mill. Rubin explained the difference between running a typical business and owning a sports franchise, specifically regarding where the money actually goes.

Void
Mar 29, 2019
#3440
Michael RubinMichael Rubin

Sports owners focus much more on winning than making money

I think most owners in sports are much more focused on winning than they are making money from the business... I think they think winning first. And if you win, then profits follow.

Inherently subjective; depends on the specific owner.

Rubin also touched on his desire to eventually jump into the NFL ownership world. While he was all-in on trying to buy the Panthers, he’s still looking for the right fit, though he made it very clear that certain open markets don't fit his lifestyle in the Northeast.

Void
Mar 29, 2019
#3443
Michael RubinMichael Rubin

The Seattle Seahawks are not a good ownership situation for me

The Seattle Seahawks, which are, you know, people say are going to be sold over the next couple of years. That's not a great situation for me. It's in the Pacific Northwest. I live in the Northeast.

He has not attempted to buy the Seahawks.

Beyond the business talk, Rubin gave us some incredible insight into his inner circle. He revealed that he talks to Robert Kraft five times a day and credited the Patriots owner with one of the most significant fashion shifts in the corporate world.

Void
Mar 29, 2019
#23927
Michael RubinMichael Rubin

Robert Kraft is the reason for the 'sneakers with suits' revolution

Robert's wearing sneakers. He's worn sneakers for as long as I've known him, and he's made it cool, and I think so many other people are doing it now. I think he actually kind of kicked that off. So I think I give him 100% credit for the sneaker revolution, for guys wearing those with suits.

In the segments, we checked in on the Shiano Man situation. After Greg Schiano abruptly left the Patriots' coaching staff before it even became official, Big Cat has a theory on who is going to step into that defensive void in New England.

Loss
Mar 29, 2019·Shiano Man
#3444
Big CatBig Cat

Brett Bielema will be the next Patriots defensive coordinator

Brett Bielema, defensive coordinator? That's what it looks like, actually. Bert is going to be back?

Belichick did not name an official DC for the 2019 season; Steve Belichick and Jerod Mayo took on the roles while Bielema was DL coach.

To wrap things up, Big Cat decided it was time for the show to manufacture a viral moment. Taking inspiration from the St. Louis bagel-slicing controversy, he decided to test the internet's gag reflex by associating a truly disgusting habit with the Big Apple.

Loss
Mar 29, 2019·Viral Idea
#23928
Big CatBig Cat

I am going to get a food trend to go viral by claiming New Yorkers dunk cereal in toilet water

I'm going to tweet from the Pardon My Take account right now... Anyone else dunk their cereal in toilet water before they eat it, or is that just an NYC thing? I'm saying at minimum 10,000 retweets by tomorrow morning.

While the tweet got some engagement, it did not reach the status of a major viral food trend like the bagels, nor did it hit the 10k retweet goal immediately.

If we get kicked off the air for the toilet water video, it was a hell of a run.

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Void
Mar 29, 2019
#23923
Big CatBig Cat

The Purdue vs. Tennessee game was the best game of the tournament so far, second only to Duke

Matt Painter, you have slightly less of a stupid face, and I'm going to say some nice things about Purdue, but that [Purdue vs. Tennessee] was the game of the tournament other than the Duke game.

The 2019 tournament had several classics (including Virginia-Purdue and Duke-UCF), so while subjective, this was widely considered one of the top games.
Void
Mar 29, 2019
#23924
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The 2019 Texas Tech vs. Michigan game was classic Big Ten football played on a basketball court

It was classic Big Ten football. Just on a basketball court. [Michigan] scored 16 points in the first half... Two touchdowns and two two-point conversions.

Win
Mar 29, 2019
#23925
Big CatBig Cat

I deserve credit for Virginia reaching the Elite Eight because I guaranteed they would make it

I actually, now that I'm thinking about it, I deserve some credit, don't I? Because I guarantee that Virginia will get to the Elite Eight at least. I put them on my back. I believe in them.

Big Cat did indeed pick them to make the Elite Eight, and they did reach it (and eventually won the title).
Void
Mar 29, 2019
#3436
Big CatBig Cat

The fact that Philly fans booed Bryce Harper on the first day is why Philly is great

Reacting to a 13-year contract on the first day is so fucking awesome, and that's why Philly is great. It does set a tone.

Subjective opinion on fan culture.
Loss
Mar 29, 2019
#3437
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Baseball managers should be required to manage shirtless

If you're a manager, it should be mandatory that you're shirtless. Just the pants and the belt. We should do bodies of baseball, and it's just all the managers.

Clearly a comedic proposal that will never happen.
Void
Mar 29, 2019
#3438
Big CatBig Cat

Good coaches make talented players like Jordan Howard fit their offense instead of trading them

Being like [Jordan Howard] doesn't fit our offense, good coaches make talented players fit their offense.

The Bears' offense struggled significantly after this era, lending some credence to the idea that Nagy's strict scheme-fit requirements were a problem.
Void
Mar 29, 2019
#3439
Big CatBig Cat

Mike Brown is a guy who just gets 'bumped' and alpha'd

Ever since LeBron bumped Mike Brown, I'm like, Mike Brown could just be bumped. He's a guy who just can be bumped... You get bumped on national television once, everyone just can kind of alpha you and bump you.

Subjective take on a coach's perceived authority.
Loss
Mar 29, 2019
#23926
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The scented candle incident could be what brings down the Golden State Warriors

A scented candle, $15. I bet they wish that this story never got out. [Kevin Durant] was involved in these hijinks from the start... So he's breaking the team up. That little jokester. Maybe this is what brings down the Warriors. Candlegate.

The Warriors did lose the Finals that year and KD left, but it was due to injuries and long-standing tensions, not a $15 candle prank.
Loss
Mar 29, 2019
#3435
Big CatBig Cat

Duke is going to lose and Hank will have to get a cat

As of midnight on Friday night, Henry Lockwood is going to be an owner of a cat. He will have to get the cat afterwards... But Duke's going to lose.

Duke actually won their Sweet 16 game against Virginia Tech (Friday) but lost in the Elite Eight to Michigan State (Sunday). The 'midnight Friday' prediction was technically wrong as they survived Friday.
Push
Mar 29, 2019
#3441
Michael RubinMichael Rubin

The Sixers are the second biggest team in Philly, behind only the Eagles

When the team was acquired by our group in 2011 – We were the fourth team in the market. It was 100%. It was Eagles, Phillies, Flyers, Sixers. Today, without question, it's Eagles, Sixers.

During the peak Embiid/Simmons era, the Sixers were arguably the second most relevant team in the city, though the Phillies' recent World Series run may have changed this.
Open
Mar 29, 2019
#3442
Michael RubinMichael Rubin

I will own an NFL team in the future

I'm a young guy. I think it's a great opportunity. It's something I'd like to do in the future.

Rubin sold his stake in the Sixers/Devils in 2022 to avoid conflicts of interest with Fanatics' expansion into sports betting, positioning him to potentially buy an NFL team later.

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