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Auburn HC Bruce Pearl, PGA Pro Min Woo Lee, NFL Rule Changes, Someone On The Show Quits The Podcast Mid Episode And FAQ's

Wednesday, April 2, 202519 takes

The NFL Owners meeting is taking place in Florida and Hank has researched all potential rule changes on the docket. We get a call from Big Dom to invite Max to the White House with the Eagles and then things turn SOUTH fast (-). Buzz Williams to Maryland. Then things get even worse for the show (-). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including the Jets firing everyone for Culture reasons and football guys embracing analytics (-). Auburn Head Coach Bruce Pearl joins the show to talk Final Four, the season starting with a plane fight, Blobs and Slobs, what this run means to him and tons more (-). Min Woo Lee joins the show fresh off his first PGA Tour victory to talk about the feeling winning on Sunday, slow play controversy, growing up in Australia, and golf tips for Hank (-). We finish with listener submitted FAQ's (-).

Bruce Pearl, Min Woo Lee, and the Great Big Dom Prank

NFL league meetings are in full swing in Florida, and the biggest news is the officially updated overtime rules. Both teams are now guaranteed a possession, which completely flips the strategy of the coin toss. PFT is already looking ahead to the inevitable chaos this creates for coaches.

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Apr 2, 2025
#3758
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Under the NFL's new overtime rules, you should choose to kick if you win the coin toss.

Now we're gonna have to recalibrate because you win the coin toss. You don't want the ball first. Correct? 'cause then you want to know if you need to go for two on a touchdown.

Strategically, many analytics experts agree that knowing what you need (FG or TD) and having the ability to go for two to win makes the second possession superior.

The conversation quickly turned to the league's ongoing obsession with banning the tush push. Big Cat and PFT are united in their stance that the NFL is using a very specific excuse to target the Eagles' favorite play.

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Apr 2, 2025
#26511
Big CatBig Cat

The NFL's use of the 'player safety' label is almost always a facade for other league interests.

I'm tired of them pretending it's player safety and then being like, let's add another game or add more overtime. It's not player safety. It's never, whenever they say player safety, it's never player safety.

This is a subjective assessment of the league's motivations.
Void
Apr 2, 2025
#26512
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Tush Push is the safest play in sports and any player safety concerns about it are completely fake.

If they say player safety about the tush push, it's a hundred percent bullshit. Because I don't think there was a single injury on the tush push. There's never been any... It's actually the safest play in sports.

The safety of the play compared to others is a matter of debate, though injury data for the specific play is limited.

While the guys were breaking down the rule changes, they got an unexpected call from Big Dom (or so they thought). It turned out to be friend of the program Jerry O'Connell pulling off an all-time April Fools' prank. Jerry, doing his best Philly accent, invited Max to the White House with the Eagles. Max fell for it hook, line, and sinker, even offering up his social security number for the "background check" before realizing he'd been had.

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Apr 2, 2025
#26514
MaxMax

April Fools' Day is the lowest form of comedy.

I'm done with this show. I'm done with this episode. I'm opting out for the rest of this episode. Because April Fools is the lowest form of comedy.

Humor is inherently subjective.

Resetting the Clock at Maryland

Buzz Williams is headed to Maryland, a move that Big Cat thinks is a stroke of genius for a coach who had reached his ceiling in the SEC. It’s a chance to reinvigorate a fan base that has been starving for a winner, even if the national media doesn't quite get the move.

Loss
Apr 2, 2025
#3761
Big CatBig Cat

Buzz Williams moving to Maryland is a smart move to reset his coaching clock.

So this move, I believe was a smart move by Buzz in the fact that the SEC has gotten a lot better. He has kind of maxed out what he's got at Texas A&M... So why not move and reset the clock?

OpinionCBBMediumSarcastic
Buzz Williams did not move to Maryland; this was part of an April Fools prank.

PFT was a bit more skeptical about the status of the Terrapins program, noting that while it has a rich history, its current place in the hierarchy isn't what it used to be.

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Apr 2, 2025
#3762
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Maryland basketball is currently a stepping stone job.

And here's what sucks for Maryland is that Maryland should not be a stepping stone job. No. Maryland should be a job that a guy should want to stay at for a long time. But as of right now, guess what the reality is? It's a stepping stone job.

While the prestige of a program is subjective, the specific move that prompted this take never happened.
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Apr 2, 2025
#26515
Big CatBig Cat

College basketball media members are the most out-of-touch group in sports because they blindly defend coaches and don't understand how fans think.

I think college basketball might be the premier sport in terms of guys who cover the sport that don't understand how fans think and also just will defend coaches blindly no matter what.

This is a subjective critique of a media group's perspective.

Bruce Pearl and the Final Four

Auburn head coach Bruce Pearl joined the show to talk about his second trip to the Final Four. He reflected on the wild season, which literally started with a fight on a plane. For Pearl, the turning point was early in the year when they realized they could hang with the heavy hitters.

Win
Apr 2, 2025
#3765
Bruce PearlBruce Pearl

Auburn felt like a special team early in the season after competing physically with Houston.

We had to play an an incredibly well coached, hard playing Houston team where we were gonna find out whether we were gonna be physical and tough enough... once we were able to beat Houston or at least be on compete with 'em, we felt like this team had a chance to be pretty special.

Auburn did indeed have a successful 2024-25 season, making a deep tournament run as Bruce Pearl predicted.

Pearl also broke down his "blobs and slobs" (baseline out of bounds and sideline out of bounds plays) and why this particular Final Four feels like a clash of titans. He believes the committee actually got it right this time around.

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Apr 2, 2025
#26518
Bruce PearlBruce Pearl

The 2025 Final Four features the four most deserving and dominant teams in the country.

I don't think you can name a fifth team that this year deserves to be playing for the national championship more than the four teams that are, are alive. And there's something really, really good about that.

OpinionCBBMildSarcastic
This was part of an April Fools prank; in reality, these teams did not comprise the 2025 Final Four field.

Min Woo Lee: Chef’s Kiss

Fresh off his first PGA Tour win at the Houston Open, Min Woo Lee (aka Woozy) hopped on to talk about his heater and the upcoming trip to Augusta. Between discussing the 30-minute delay on the eighth hole and his "AimPoint" tap-in to win the tournament, Min Woo confirmed he’s going into the Masters with zero fear.

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Apr 2, 2025
#3766
Min Woo LeeMin Woo Lee

I believe I can win the Masters.

I think so. I mean, last week was a very big turning moment for me [taking the dub]... Right now, I mean, sky's the limit. I feel good and I like the course.

PredictionGolfMediumSarcastic
The prediction is based on a false premise (a win that didn't happen). Lee did not win the 2025 Masters.
Loss
Apr 2, 2025
#3767
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

I am officially betting on Min Woo Lee at the Masters.

I think I'm gonna bet, bet on you at the masters. I think, I think I'm now in the Wu-Tang clan. I feel like I gotta back you because you hit the ball a mile, which I love. You got the mullet, you got the mustache, you're Australian... just know that.

Min Woo Lee did not win the 2025 Masters. Rory McIlroy won the Masters in a sudden-death playoff against Justin Rose.

He also gave some insight into the grind of the tour, specifically what it takes to chase down someone like Scottie Scheffler. It’s not just about the mullet and the mustache; it’s about the work.

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Apr 2, 2025
#26519
Min Woo LeeMin Woo Lee

To beat top golfers like Scottie Scheffler, you cannot take shortcuts; you have to work as hard or harder than them or you'll fall behind.

Right now I can say that I work hard and I don't feel like I leave too much out there... You're gonna fall behind if you don't [practice hard]. If you wanna beat Scotty [Scheffler], you gotta work hard. You gotta play good and practice hard to beat all these top players.

This is a subjective professional philosophy.

Hot Seat/Cool Throne

Hot Seat was dominated by the New York Jets, who are apparently firing or buying out nearly two-thirds of their staff in an attempt to fix the "culture." Meanwhile, Big Cat put analytics on the Cool Throne thanks to Jim Harbaugh’s recent comments about math being the objective truth.

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Big CatBig Cat

Jim Harbaugh is the perfect ambassador to convince 'football guys' to embrace analytics because he treats math as an objective truth.

Analytics because our friend Jim Harbaugh said on analytics, math tells the truth. Yeah. If Jim Harbaugh's big on analytics, like you can't, he's our shining beacon when it comes to football guy who also adopts analytics.

This is an opinion on Harbaugh's influence on coaching culture.

To wrap up, the guys debated the fallout of the Sidney Sweeney breakup. While it's a tough break for her now-ex-fiancé, Big Cat sees a light at the end of the tunnel for the guy's mental health.

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Big CatBig Cat

Being the partner of a massive celebrity like Sydney Sweeney is a 'down bad' situation in the short term but ultimately better for your long-term sanity.

So down bad right now. But yeah, I think long term would have, you'd have to be a very confident man to be able to deal with your fiance or wife having the entire internet be horny for her at all times. So... I think long term he's probably gonna be like, you know what? That was, that was gonna be tough.

This is a subjective opinion on a personal relationship dynamic.

If Max actually goes to the White House, we’re going to need a full background check on Jerry O'Connell.

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More Takes

Open
Apr 2, 2025
#3759
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The NFL will eventually ban the Tush Push.

It's gaining momentum though. That's the problem is now they're up to 16 teams that voted to ban it... I I feel like at some point it's gonna be banned.

The NFL did not ban the tush push for the 2024 season, though the debate continues annually.
Win
Apr 2, 2025
#3760
Big CatBig Cat

Deshaun Watson will start fewer than two more games in his NFL career.

So is Deshaun Watson over under starts Deshaun Watson has the NFL for the rest of his career. Three and a half. I was gonna say one and a half. Maybe like a random.

Deshaun Watson started zero games in 2025 due to a re-ruptured Achilles. He was not activated from the PUP list all season. He has started fewer than 2 more games since this take was made.
Win
Apr 2, 2025
#26513
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Bet on every away team playing on Christmas Day because the home teams are distracted by family in town.

I saw the reminder pop up in her calendars for next year on Christmas. Bet on all the away teams. Right. Because it's gonna be like, because we have a, a family in town for the home teams... Sample size of two, which it's Iron Cloud.

All three away teams won on NFL Christmas Day 2025: Cowboys 30-23 over Commanders, Vikings 23-10 over Lions, and Broncos 20-13 over Chiefs. PFT's theory of betting all away teams on Christmas Day was vindicated perfectly.
Open
Apr 2, 2025
#3763
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Pardon My Take will end in 21 years.

I'm gonna retire in 20 years. 20. You have 20 years of Pardon? My Take left... I kinda like walking away in 21 years... 30 total.

Only time will tell if PFT sticks to this 21-year timeline.
Open
Apr 2, 2025
#3764
HankHank

I will retire from the podcast in 10 years.

I got 10 more years... I can see myself doing it until your guys age.

A long-term prediction about Hank's career path.

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