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Baker Mayfield, Mt Rushmore Of Worst Sounds + Return Of Jimbos

Friday, August 9, 201910 takes

Preseason Football is here aka name that backup QB you forgot about. Kirk Cousins is having center butt sweat problems, and a Bosa is hurt. (-) Fyre Fest of the week we spent 10 hours in an airport but TGI Friday's was lit. (-) Mt Rushmore of worst sounds featuring special guest Mr Lockwood (Hank's Dad). (-) Baker Mayfield joins the show to talk about expectations, how we'll handle the haters for him, his QB RV and special appearances from Drew Stanton and Garret Gilbert. (-) Segments include Peter King ate the trash, (-) Just Chill Out Man - Adam Gase, (-) Stay Classy Dabo,(-) and Jimbos with special guest AWL who donated to dogs with blogs. (-)

Big Cat (4)PFT Commenter (3)Hank (1)Baker Mayfield (1)Brendan (1)

Recap

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Take Slip·Aug 9, 2019
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Big CatBig Cat

Combining Paxton Lynch and Geno Smith would only equal a quarter of Russell Wilson's talent

If you combined Paxton Lynch and Geno Smith's powers, they would be like one quarter of Russell Wilson.

OpinionFootballMediumSubjective
Paxton Lynch never panned out, while Geno Smith eventually had a career resurgence years later, making this somewhat harsh in retrospect, though Geno was a journeyman in 2019.
Loss
Take Slip·Aug 9, 2019
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Daniel Jones is currently the best quarterback in the NFL

Daniel Jones is the best quarterback in the NFL right now.

Hot TakeFootballScorchingSarcastic
Daniel Jones was a rookie in 2019 and while he had a decent debut, he was far from the best QB in the league, then or now.
Loss
Take Slip·Aug 9, 2019
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Big CatBig Cat

David Montgomery is the greatest running back in history

David Montgomery is the greatest running back I've ever seen in my life.

Hot TakeFootballScorchingSarcastic
David Montgomery has had a solid NFL career, but is nowhere near the greatest running back in history.
Loss
Take Slip·Aug 9, 2019
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Peter King should have his driver's license revoked

It's time to start asking, should Peter King have a license? He should have his license revoked. I agree with that. He is a menace. He's a threat.

OpinionMediaHot
Peter King did not have his license revoked, though the hosts maintained this was a matter of public safety.

Mount Rushmore

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Take Slip·Aug 9, 2019·Mt. Rushmore
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HankHank

The sound of creasing paper is the worst sound in the world

This is a personal one, but the sound of folding paper, like a crease in folding paper... it's the worst sound in the world.

OpinionLifeMediumSubjective
Purely subjective sensory opinion.
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Take Slip·Aug 9, 2019·Mt. Rushmore
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Big CatBig Cat

The Monday Night Football outro is one of the worst sounds in sports

Thank you for watching this presentation of the National Football League on a Monday night. That sucks... you just came off a whole Sunday of football, and then that hits, and you're like, well, no more football for another fucking three days.

OpinionFootballMildSubjective

Interview

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Take Slip·Aug 9, 2019
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Baker MayfieldBaker Mayfield

Odell Beckham Jr. will eventually bring back his old hairstyle

I predict that the old hair is coming back... I do too.

PredictionPop CultureMild
Beckham has cycled through many hairstyles, including returns to the short blonde look, making this generally correct.
Loss
Take Slip·Aug 9, 2019
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Cleveland Browns are 'America's Team' for the 2019 season

The Cleveland Browns are America's team this year, as first coined by me... I stole that take from Hawkins... but the Cleveland Browns are America's team this year.

Hot TakeFootballHot
The 2019 Browns were a disaster, finishing 6-10 and missing the playoffs, quickly losing their 'America's Team' luster.
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Take Slip·Aug 9, 2019
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Big CatBig Cat

The 2019 Browns are guaranteed to win 11 games and the Super Bowl

So I'm thinking 11. Are we guaranteeing 11? ... Okay, so that's a guarantee... Double down, guaranteed. 11 wins. ... What if you guys just say fuck it and win the Super Bowl this year? ... Full send. Guaranteed full send.

PredictionFootballScorchingSarcastic
The 2019 Browns went 6-10 and were one of the biggest disappointments in NFL history.

Jimbos

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Take Slip·Aug 9, 2019·Jimbos
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BrendanBrendan

The Buffalo Bills will win the AFC East and finish 11-5 in 2019

Prediction on the Bills season? Easily 11-5. Oh, he's going to win the AFC East this year? We'll be right there.

PredictionFootballHot
The Bills finished 10-6, which was close to the 11-5 record, but the Patriots won the AFC East at 12-4.