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Bears Head Coach Matt Eberflus & GM Ryan Poles, Crazy Sports Weekend With UFC, CBB, Ja Morant And More

Monday, March 6, 202322 takes

Were back after a great sports weekend. We talk College Basketball, Lebron's dream, UFC and the return of Jon Jones (-). Ja Morant remains fucking up, Combine and pain tolerance tests (-). Who's back of the week including Travis Kelce being funny and more (-). We then welcome on Bears Head Coach Matt Eberflus and GM Ryan Poles to talk about the draft, their football philosophies, Matt Eberflus being a cat guy and tons more (-). We finish with the lottery ball machine (-).

Matt Eberflus and Ryan Poles on the No. 1 Pick, Ja Morant's Issues, and Jon Jones' Return

A massive weekend of sports collided with the Chicago Bears taking over the show as Big Cat and PFT Commenter welcomed Head Coach Matt Eberflus and GM Ryan Poles for an early morning session in Indianapolis. Between the NFL Combine buzz and a chaotic weekend in the NBA and UFC, there was plenty to unpack before the guys even sat down with the Chicago brass.

Jon Jones and the UFC Return

Jon Jones didn't just return; he reminded everyone why he's the bogeyman of the Octagon. Moving up to heavyweight and making a world-class fighter like Ciryl Gane look like a regional amateur in under three minutes was the kind of performance that reshaped the GOAT conversation for PFT.

Void
Mar 6, 2023
#12694
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Jon Jones is the best UFC fighter of all time

I think John Jones is the best UFC fighter of all time, I think at this point. It's hard to say otherwise cuz he has that one loss on his record. But that was just for illegal elbows, right, when he is beating the fuck out of a guy.

This is a widely held but debated opinion in MMA circles, primarily due to drug testing issues.

While the main event was a clinic, the rest of the card delivered too. Alexa Grasso pulled off a massive upset against Valentina Shevchenko, and Shavkat Rakhmonov continued to look like a Kazakh terminator. Big Cat even admitted that despite being a self-described combat sports casual, he’s becoming a submission connoisseur because of how primal it feels to watch someone just tap out.

The Ja Morant Situation

Things took a darker turn with Ja Morant, who spent his weekend going live on Instagram at a strip club while flashing a firearm. Beyond the obvious danger and stupidity, the guys couldn't help but notice that the hardware Ja was showing off didn't exactly match his superstar status.

Void
Mar 6, 2023
#12695
Big CatBig Cat

Ja Morant's strip club gun was surprisingly small and unimpressive

Outside of the seriousness of what's going on in Ja Morant's life, that was a pussy ass gun to flash. That thing was so small.

The weapon seen in the video was indeed a small handgun, though its impact on his career was massive regardless of size.

While some analysts are quick to blame the people around the Grizzlies star, Big Cat wasn't buying the excuse that Ja is just a victim of a bad circle. He argued that at some point, the superstar has to be the one setting the tone for his own life.

Void
Mar 6, 2023
#12697
Big CatBig Cat

Ja Morant is personally responsible for his behavior, not just his 'surroundings'

The line that a lot of people been using is like he's surrounding himself around people. I think that's a lazy take. Like Ja Morant is, I would imagine the alpha of his friend group. He is the guy who has all this talent... you have to pick better choices.

This is an analysis of leadership and personal agency.

NFL Combine and Anthony Richardson’s Ascent

In Indianapolis, the NFL Combine became the Anthony Richardson show. The Florida quarterback set records for vertical and broad jumps, leaving scouts salivating despite his inconsistent college tape. Hank was so impressed by the physical profile that he’s ready to ignore the actual football part entirely.

Loss
Mar 6, 2023
#12698
HankHank

NFL GMs should risk everything to draft Anthony Richardson at #1 overall

I dunno how you can be a GM and not risk everything to get him [Anthony Richardson]. Get him number one. Huh?

The Panthers drafted Bryce Young at #1. Richardson was selected #4 overall.

PFT agreed that if you treat the Combine like a track meet, Richardson is the undisputed gold medalist, even if the transition to the NFL game remains the biggest wildcard of the draft.

Open
Mar 6, 2023
#23082
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

If you completely ignore his actual game film, Anthony Richardson is a can't-miss NFL prospect

I'll say this, if you completely ignore all the times that [Anthony Richardson] has played football, he's the can't miss prospect... just from a measurement standpoint.

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Richardson's career is ongoing, but he was indeed drafted high based on measurements despite the film concerns PFT notes.

On the other end of the physical spectrum, Bryce Young managed to weigh in at 204 pounds, a number many suspected was reached by drinking several gallons of water immediately before stepping on the scale. PFT looked at the numbers and saw a prospect who was technically "too big" for his height.

Loss
Mar 6, 2023
#12699
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Bryce Young is officially too fat to draft after his Combine weigh-in

I actually ran the BMI on Bryce Young for his exact height and weight. 29.3. He's borderline obese. Yeah. He's too fat to draft. This guy's a tub of shit.

Young was drafted #1 overall, so NFL teams clearly did not think he was 'too fat' or 'obese' in a disqualifying way.

Matt Eberflus and Ryan Poles on the Clock

Big Cat was in heaven as the Chicago Bears brain trust joined the program. Dealing with the number one overall pick is a high-stakes game of poker, and Ryan Poles made it clear that while everyone is talking, he’s in no rush to fold his hand. Poles and Eberflus discussed their "HITS" philosophy and what they look for in a prospect beyond just the 40-yard dash.

Void
Mar 6, 2023
#12703
Matt EberflusMatt Eberflus

Passion for the game is the most important trait in a draft prospect

For us it's passion for the game. And that's the cool thing about these interviews... guys sit down and you throw the film on. You see this body language from the guys that it's like different. They get to the edge of their seat.

This is a coaching philosophy that can only be judged by the long-term success of the players they drafted (e.g., Darnell Wright, Tyrique Stevenson).

They also addressed the Chase Claypool trade, which has drawn some fire from Bears fans. Poles remains confident that the move will pay off once Claypool and Justin Fields have a full offseason to build chemistry. Big Cat, ever the optimist, offered his own unique perspective on why having the first pick is actually a sign of greatness.

Loss
Mar 6, 2023
#12702
Big CatBig Cat

The team with the #1 overall pick is essentially the second-best team in the NFL

There is only one team that can win a Super Bowl. Everyone else is a loser. Except the team that has the first pick. We are literally the second best team. There's the first pick in the Super Bowl. Right. That's it.

By definition, the team with the #1 pick had the worst record. This is a satirical logic exercise.

The interview took a turn for the personal when Eberflus revealed he is a cat owner—a choice that initially raised some eyebrows but led to a massive high-stakes wager from Big Cat. If the rebuild works and the Lombardi Trophy returns to Chicago, Big Cat is going to have a very crowded house.

Open
Mar 6, 2023
#12704
Big CatBig Cat

I will get 10 cats if the Chicago Bears win a Super Bowl

I'll get 10 cats if the Bears win a Super Bowl. Love it. There we go. Well under your guys' watch, you guys can bring us there.

The Bears have not won a Super Bowl since this promise was made.

Who’s Back and the Ghost of Leroy

In Who’s Back, PFT announced the return of the legendary breaking news dog, Leroy. Despite being in the Great Dog Park in the Sky, Leroy is officially back on the beat to take down Adam Schefter during free agency. The first target? The future of the Packers' disgruntled quarterback.

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Mar 6, 2023·Who's Back
#12701
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Aaron Rodgers is returning to the Green Bay Packers for the upcoming season

Leroy's first report... Aaron Rodgers is returning to the Green Bay Packers. Fuck. For the upcoming season.

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Rodgers requested a trade and was sent to the New York Jets in April 2023.

Whether it's sloth bears being more vicious than honey badgers or the Duke/UNC rivalry losing its luster without Coach K, the show proved that March is officially here. It's time to make your free throws and attack the rim.

Someone check on Max, because Mick Cronin and the Bruins are entering the tournament with some serious injury baggage.

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More Takes

Loss
Mar 6, 2023
#12689
Big CatBig Cat

UCLA will still earn a #1 seed despite Jalen Clark's injury

Blue blood, blue blood number one seat. They're [UCLA] probably still gonna get a number one seat.

UCLA was awarded a #2 seed in the West Region on Selection Sunday.
Loss
Mar 6, 2023
#23080
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Villanova will win the NIT this year

I might jump in in the boat for, for Nova too. I might put a future on Nova... I might put a future on Nova to win the NIT.

Villanova lost in the first round of the 2023 NIT to Liberty.
Void
Mar 6, 2023
#12692
HankHank

The Duke vs. UNC rivalry is officially dead without Coach K

One casual take I had watching the Duke UNC game was no, no, that rivalry is dead. Dead. Over. Coach K killed it. [He] shouldn't have retired.

This is subjective, but the rivalry remains one of the highest-rated games in college sports, even post-Krzyzewski.
Loss
Mar 6, 2023
#12693
HankHank

UNC will win the ACC tournament and make the NCAA tournament

Carolina seems like they're not gonna make the tournament. They just seem like a team from a, from a casual point of view that somehow wins the ACC to...

UNC lost to Virginia in the ACC quarterfinals and became the first preseason #1 team to miss the tournament entirely.
Void
Mar 6, 2023
#23081
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

I would root for Duke in the NCAA tournament for the content if Coach K came out of retirement to coach them

I would root for Duke in that tournament because just the content. Yeah... why not? Because who knows who's good. I'm just very, very excited.

This is a subjective hypothetical preference.
Void
Mar 6, 2023
#12696
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Professional athletes should never go live on social media

If you're a professional athlete, you should just never go live anywhere. There's no reason you're live all the time for your job. Right. It's called playing the sport. There's no need to go live. Too much bad shit can happen when you go live.

This is a philosophical stance on athlete conduct and risk management.
Void
Mar 6, 2023
#23083
Billy FootballBilly Football

Ice cream should be a breakfast staple because it has more protein and better nutrients than sugary cereal

I've always argued ice cream should be a breakfast staple. It's way better than like these sugary cereals. And it's got way more protein and good stuff like milk. It's healthy.

While it contains milk/protein, the high sugar content generally makes this a dubious nutritional claim.
Loss
Mar 6, 2023
#12700
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Phoenix Suns will win the NBA championship and Chris Paul will get his ring

I'm still, I'm all in on these Suns. I am, I am. Chris Paul getting that ship this year. I just, I don't see a way that Chris Paul loses this year. Ye...

The Suns lost in 6 games to the Denver Nuggets in the Western Conference Semifinals.
Void
Mar 6, 2023
#23084
Matt EberflusMatt Eberflus

It is impossible to fake passion for football when playing because the game film always reveals the truth

There's no faking when you're playing. Right. You know, so we always judge the number. So we look at the tape, the tape tells us passion, the tape tells us love... it's always on the tape.

This is a subjective scouting philosophy shared by many coaches.
Loss
Mar 6, 2023
#23085
RP
Ryan Poles

The Chase Claypool trade was a good opportunity to improve the Bears and the story isn't over yet

I don't think the story's written. I got confidence in it. Yes. And at some points, you know, in this game you gotta take chances... it was the opportunity to get our team better, our offense better and give Justin [Fields], you know, another weapon to throw to.

The trade is now universally seen as a failure for the Bears, as Claypool was ineffective and traded to Miami for a 6th rounder swap in October 2023.
Void
Mar 6, 2023
#23086
Matt EberflusMatt Eberflus

A player's preparation matters far more than what color jersey they are wearing on game day

No, I do not [think players play different in different jerseys]. I think it's in the preparation, not in the jersey.

This is a subjective opinion on athlete psychology.
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Billy FootballBilly Football

Sloth bears are more vicious than honey badgers

I've been going on a deep dive and rabbit hole on sloth bears. They're the most vicious animal on earth. I think more vicious than a honey badger. They fight tigers and tigers are literally scared of them.

Sloth bears are indeed highly aggressive and known to stand their ground against tigers, though crowning a 'most vicious' animal is subjective.

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