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Bengals Vs Rams Super Bowl, Championship Game Sunday Recap And Brady Retires?

Monday, January 31, 202210 takes

Championship Game Sunday has occurred. We start with fastest 2 minutes and then recap both games ( - ). Bengals going to the Super Bowl. Chiefs choke down the stretch ( - ). Rams vs Niners and the curse of being Kyle Shanahan in the 4th quarter (( - ). Tom Brady retires? Maybe? ( - ) Talking Soccer, Talking Tennis and Who’s back of the week ( - )

Recap

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Take Slip·Jan 31, 2022
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Big CatBig Cat

The Chiefs' loss to the Bengals is more heartbreaking than the Bills' 13-second loss

I think that this loss for the chiefs is more heartbreaking than the Bill's loss. Because here's why... Bills went shot for shot. They gave it their all... the chiefs were up at halftime... they're about to put the Bengals away, go to the super bowl. And they in that all falls apart like that. To me, it's bad game that you just keep replaying in your head.

The pain of a loss is subjective to the fan base.
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Take Slip·Jan 31, 2022
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Big CatBig Cat

Tony Romo is a wildly overrated broadcaster

We've never been more right. About anything in the history of this podcast than we are about Tony Romo. America has finally come around to what we were getting made fun of four or five years ago. I just think he's wildly overrated... The guy is too much on a broadcast. He doesn't let it breathe.

Broadcaster quality is subjective, though public sentiment did shift significantly against Romo in the following years.
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Take Slip·Jan 31, 2022
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HankHank

The Chiefs missed their window to be a dominant dynasty

When you start to lose a lot or you don't win what you're expected to. When I get there, like what you were saying, they're going to, they're not going to be the same dominant chiefs for over and over and over and over and over again, they have to change. Like they're missing their window. Their window missed.

The Chiefs won the Super Bowl the very next season (2022) and the season after (2023), proving their window was very much open.
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Take Slip·Jan 31, 2022
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Jimmy Garoppolo is 'not a dog'

We learned a couple of things today. One Jimmy G, I don't think he's a dog. I, I think we can conclusively say that Jimmy G not a dog. He had a chance at the end of the game on those last two drives... and they had two just terrible, terrible drives at the end.

Garoppolo's 'dog' status is subjective, though his failure to win big games as a starter became a common narrative.
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Take Slip·Jan 31, 2022
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Big CatBig Cat

Kyle Shanahan has a psychological issue with holding 4th quarter leads in big games

Kyle Shanahan now... there's enough evidence out there to say something is up with Kyle Shanahan late in games. So the last four times... where a team has blown a double digit lead in the fourth quarter, Kyle Shanahan has been part of three out of four of those... something happens. He panicked.

At the time of the take, the stats were accurate. Shanahan later blew another double-digit lead in Super Bowl LVIII to the Chiefs.
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Take Slip·Jan 31, 2022
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Big CatBig Cat

Matthew Stafford is officially a Hall of Famer

The, the, the Stafford hall of fame take is aging beautifully for me because I got last. I just went back and looked, people were fucking roasting me for it. And I always said, if he has insane, like he's a mast an insane amount of numbers... all he needed was a deep run. I think this is it. If he wins one, it's an absolute, no doubter.

Stafford won the Super Bowl two weeks later. While his HOF case is debated, the deep run Big Cat required actually happened.
Win
Take Slip·Jan 31, 2022
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Tom Brady will come out of retirement within five years

I'm just going to assume that Tom Brady could come back at any point in the next like five years. It would not shock me if at his like induction ceremony to the hall of fame, Tom Brady announces that he's coming back to the NFL as he's getting inducted, just to fuck them over for one more year.

Brady unretired 40 days later in March 2022 and played the entire 2022 season.

Who Is Back

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Take Slip·Jan 31, 2022·Who's Back
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HankHank

Harambe is officially back as a cultural force due to the Bengals' Super Bowl run

My who's back of the week is our sweet prince Heran bay. We obviously were very early on it in 2016... with the Bengals making this run, then being from Cincinnati it's of naturally happened... it went Facebook, super nuclear viral... it's back.

The meme's resurgence during the 2021-22 playoffs was a verifiable internet trend.
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Take Slip·Jan 31, 2022·Who's Back
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Big CatBig Cat

Emily in Paris is a genius show despite being terrible

Emily in Paris is the worst show ever by the way, never watched it... it is mind-numbingly bad, but it's one of those shows that's so bad. It sucks you in... It's a genius show. It's a genius show and it's terrible. But it's genius.

Subjective opinion on television quality and marketing strategy.

Other

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Take Slip·Jan 31, 2022
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Big CatBig Cat

37 is the saddest birthday for an adult

I'm comfortable in 37. I'm old I'm washed. Who cares? 37 is in terms of the birthday scale. It ranks at the very bottom. The saddest birthday, really nothing burns.

Age-based emotional resonance is entirely subjective.