Bills Left Tackle Dion Dawkins, NFL Preseason Over Reactions, Mt Rushmore Of Things That Aren't Real And Johnny Football Documentary Review

Stetson Bennett is a future Hall of Famer

First, right off the top. Stetson Bennett, future Hall of Famer. Yeah. He looks good.

Justin Fields is officially 'the guy' and the Bears look awesome

I am at the point now where it is... there's a line in the sand. It's enough back and forth. Is he the guy? Justin Fields is the guy. I've started hate bookmarking Justin Fields slander to come back to it later... The Bears look fucking awesome and DJ Moore, you are the best ever.

Russell Wilson still sucks despite following Sean Payton's new rules

Russell Wilson sucks... He might be following protocol, but he sucks.

Justin Fields is currently a better quarterback than Trevor Lawrence

I think Justin Fields is better than Trevor Lawrence. It might be the worst take. I might look back on this in two years and be like, you've said a lot of dumb shit on this podcast before. This might be one of the dumber ones that I've said.

The Chargers should be faded in Week 1 because they didn't play starters in the preseason

Please put a note in the file to fade the Chargers Week 1... They're playing the Dolphins. They're not playing any starters. They're not playing any offensive starters. When Julian Edelman taught us this lesson, it's you need to play offensive starters. At least a few snaps... They're out. They're getting faded. Hard.

Kenny Pickett might be the 2023 NFL MVP

Kenny Pickett might be MVP. That's another one... Mike Tomlin said that Kenny Pickett needs to play more than a seasoned vet and he was very good.

Johnny Manziel's 'rich oil family' backstory was a fake story planted to cover up his autograph money

That's a great, a great great story that they planted out... Everyone was like, how come Johnny Manziel is able to afford to do all this stuff? And they were just like, we're gonna leak to the media that his dad's rich as fuck and that he grew up with this money and then everybody was just like, 'Oh yeah, that makes sense.' No, he is making a shitload of money selling autographs.

Birds are not real and are actually government surveillance plants

Birds aren't real. They're government plant. Have you ever seen a bunch of birds go onto... Have you ever seen them on telephone wires? That's them charging. You've never seen a baby bird.

The female orgasm is a myth created by 'Big Orgasm'

The female orgasm. Not real. Big orgasm has been lying to you guys. Girls don't come. They just do it because they like to make us feel bad for coming too quick. Exactly... let's be honest, let's get real honest here. That shit's not real.

Shark attacks are not real and people just overreact to minor injuries

I don't think shark attacks are real. I just don't think they're real. I think someone hits their leg on like a coral reef or something. I don't believe them. I do not think they're real. I think someone... you're a bad swimmer. You probably stubbed your toe and then overreacted.

James Harden is still the better option for the Sixers compared to the alternative

I think [Harden] is better than the alternative, but I think Daryl Morey's just gonna do this thing... I'm just going in. We're gonna do the whole Ben Simmons thing again.

I would literally die for Josh Allen

Would I die for Josh Allen? Absolutely I would, I would die for him, man. He's done nothing but great things for me and my family. And I take it personal, like I really take it personal.

NFL practice is actually harder without pads than it is with pads

I think practice is harder without pads than it is with pads... because it's hard to differentiate from the trenches when you're in the trenches. It's physical all of the time. It's just the standard of physical... we might as well just put the pads on.