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Aug 14, 2023
#13795
Big CatBig Cat

The Chargers should be faded in Week 1 because they didn't play starters in the preseason

Please put a note in the file to fade the Chargers Week 1... They're playing the Dolphins. They're not playing any starters. They're not playing any offensive starters. When Julian Edelman taught us this lesson, it's you need to play offensive starters. At least a few snaps... They're out. They're getting faded. Hard.

The Dolphins beat the Chargers 36-34 in Week 1 of the 2023 season, so fading the Chargers was the correct move.

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Loss
Aug 14, 2023
#13792
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Stetson Bennett is a future Hall of Famer

First, right off the top. Stetson Bennett, future Hall of Famer. Yeah. He looks good.

Stetson Bennett missed most of the 2023 season for personal reasons and has yet to establish himself as a consistent NFL starter, let alone a Hall of Famer.
Loss
Aug 14, 2023
#13793
Big CatBig Cat

Justin Fields is officially 'the guy' and I am hate-bookmarking all slander against him

I am at the point now where there's a line in the sand. Is he the guy? Justin Fields is the guy. I've started hate bookmarking Justin Fields slander to come back to it later. He could play a perfect game and people would still nitpick him. Three for three, 129 yards, two touchdowns. The Bears look fucking awesome.

Fields was traded to the Steelers after the 2023 season as the Bears decided he was NOT the guy, making this definitively incorrect.
Loss
Aug 14, 2023·Mt. Rushmore
#13802
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The female orgasm is a myth created by 'Big Orgasm'

The female orgasm. Not real. Big orgasm has been lying to you guys. Girls don't come. They just do it because they like to make us feel bad for coming too quick. Exactly... let's be honest, let's get real honest here. That shit's not real.

The female orgasm is a biological reality.

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Void
Nov 2, 2026
#31806
Big CatBig Cat

The Vikings officially have a Kyler Murray problem

I think we can officially say they have a Kyler Murray problem. Justin Jefferson has reached his point where he's like, 'What the fuck is going on?' So that would be my point. Maybe there's a Kyler Murray issue.

Whether Minnesota had a significant Kyler Murray problem is an evaluative football judgment rather than a definitively resolvable fact.
Open
Nov 2, 2026
#31793
Big CatBig Cat

The Vikings should trade for Kirk Cousins

What if I told you the Vikings could trade for a quarterback that has 18 touchdown passes and a rushing touchdown? Would that be something you think you'd be interested in if you were a Minnesota Viking fan? Kirk Cousins.

Whether Kirk Cousins was traded to Minnesota during the 2026 season is not established by the transcript or reliably known here.
Void
Nov 2, 2026
#31794
Big CatBig Cat

Jalen Warren is a top-five running back

Jalen Warren is the top five running back this year. And it's like watching him play, that changes what I think about the Steelers.

Top-five running back status is ultimately a subjective ranking that cannot be definitively resolved.