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Blake Griffin - Detroit Piston/Clipper For Life

Sunday, May 6, 201813 takes

Philly is still cleaning up their premature confetti celebration and Brad Stevens has broken the process ( - ). Lebron has killed the Raptors, again, and he somehow gets better every game ( - ). Warriors are still the team to beat and we kind of hate James Harden ( - ). The Caps are a game a way from PFT eating horse poop and Brad Marchand licks people ( - ). Who's Back of the Week including DJ Khaled's refusal to eat his wife's pussy and Albert Pujols hit 3,000 hits ( - ). Detroit Piston Blake Griffin joins the show to talk about his trade from the Clippers, if the Clipper for Life ceremony is awkward in retrospect, how he's changing his game, and what the differences between Manhattan Beach and Detroit Michigan are ( - ). Segments include Kings stay Kings Skip Bayless, Hurt or Injured Matt Harvey, Stick to Sports Sportscenter, Sabermetrics American Pharaoh fucks a lot, and Stay Woke is Kanye performing an elaborate art project on all of us?

Recap

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Take Slip·May 6, 2018
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Brad Stevens is the best coach in the NBA

I mean, I think [Brad Stevens] is the best coach in the game. He's a mad scientist.

While Stevens was highly regarded, he never won an NBA title as coach and later moved to the front office. Most analysts would eventually rank Spoelstra or Kerr higher during this era.
Win
Take Slip·May 6, 2018
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Ben Simmons is playing like a rookie because he can't shoot

It's a real problem that [Ben Simmons] can't shoot. He's playing like a rookie. So this actually... I've changed my mind now. He is a rookie based on how he's been playing.

Simmons' inability to shoot did indeed remain the defining flaw of his career.
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Take Slip·May 6, 2018
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Brad Stevens is a better coach with less talent than Gregg Popovich has ever been

I saw some people saying that Brad Stevens is doing more with less than Popovich ever has. [Big Cat:] I'd agree... Popovich had Tim Duncan, who's like a top 10 player of all time... People are pretending that [the Celtics] are not talented because they don't have their number one guy, but they still have a ton of talent.

History has favored Popovich significantly. Stevens eventually left coaching for a front-office role without a title, while Popovich is the all-time wins leader.
Win
Take Slip·May 6, 2018
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I will not pick against LeBron James in the Eastern Conference until he actually loses

Looming is LeBron James, who I'm happy that I'm on the right side of history on this one because there was a lot of talk that he was ripe for an upset in the East this year, and I'm firmly in the I'm not picking against LeBron in the East until he loses, until I watch him lose in the East because it seems like it will never happen.

LeBron James won the Eastern Conference in 2018, maintaining his streak of 8 consecutive Finals appearances. He left the East for the Lakers the following season, never losing a series in the East again.
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Take Slip·May 6, 2018
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LeBron James intentionally makes his teams worse as a GM so he can stand out more

One thing, we can actually make the argument that LeBron James is at his worst as a GM, but I think that he makes his teams... I think he makes his teams worse on purpose, so that he's the guy that stands out. And it's like, oh, look at these shitty teams.

This is a subjective psychological claim, though LeBron has often been criticized for having high-turnover rosters that rely solely on him.
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Take Slip·May 6, 2018
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James Harden is officially on my enemy list

James Harden, he's got to be the most annoying player in the entire world to guard... He's infuriating to watch. You know what? I've turned the corner on James Harden. I used to like him. I don't even like watching him play basketball... I'm putting James Harden on my enemy list. There we go. I have a feud now.

Harden's style remained a point of major contention for fans and media for years to come.
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Take Slip·May 6, 2018
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Brad Marchand licking people is one of the funniest things to happen in sports

The biggest story, maybe the funniest sports story of 2018 is Brad Marchand licking people. He can't stop. It's actually a great litmus test for who has a sense of humor because the people who get legitimately upset about that, fuck them. That is one of the funniest, trollest things to do.

Marchand licking Ryan Callahan was an iconic, albeit polarizing, 2018 sports moment.
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Take Slip·May 6, 2018
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Tuukka Rask is good but bad in big moments, which makes him not good

The Tuukka Rask thing to me... if he was good, you wouldn't have to tell people he's good. He's good but bad in big moments. So it's like, is that really good? So that's kind of bad.

Rask retired with elite stats but remains a divisive figure among Bruins fans regarding his postseason performance.

Who Is Back

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Take Slip·May 6, 2018·Who's Back
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Albert Pujols is the best Angel of all time

3,000 hit club, Albert Pujols, Los Angeles Angels. Probably the best angel of all time, right? [PFT:] Angel for life. [Big Cat:] Move on. Best angel going into Cooperstown with that bronze angel hat.

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Pujols is an all-time great but universally recognized as a St. Louis Cardinal, and Mike Trout (and later Ohtani) far surpassed his impact as an Angel.

Interview

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Take Slip·May 6, 2018
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Baker Mayfield is a great competitor and will be successful with the Browns

No, [Baker Mayfield] is going to be great. He's, you know what, he's just got this thing about him that... Baker, he's just like a competitor, man. Like, I was happy to see him go number one. If anybody can, like, move forward with the Browns [it's him].

Mayfield had some success with the Browns, including a playoff win, but was eventually traded. His career has been a rollercoaster, making 'great' a stretch, though he found a second wind in Tampa.

Kings Stay Kings

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Take Slip·May 6, 2018·Kings Stay Kings
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If LeBron James didn't call 'bank' on his game-winner, it shouldn't count the same

If you don't call bank in a situation like that, I don't think it should count. [Big Cat:] I'd rather be good than lucky... [PFT:] It was a bad shot that happened to go in. Correct. Which doesn't count the same as a good shot.

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The shot was obviously intentional and successful, and bank calls don't actually affect the score in NBA rules.

Hurt Or Injured

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Take Slip·May 6, 2018·Hurt or Injured
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Matt Harvey will regain his form and have a good season now that he's left the Mets

Matt Harvey's going to still have a good year in his career left simply because it's the Mets... If you're a team looking for a pitcher, you should probably take a flyer on Matt Harvey because it would just be so perfect Mets for Matt Harvey to regain his form.

Matt Harvey never truly regained his 'Dark Knight' form. He struggled with the Reds, Angels, Royals, and Orioles, finishing his career with a very high ERA post-Mets.
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Take Slip·May 6, 2018·Hurt or Injured
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The new Monday Night Football booth will be Joe Tessitore, Jason Witten, and Booger McFarland

Booger, he got the gig as first reported by me. The Monday Night Football gig. So it's going to be Booger, Jason Witten, and then [Joe Tessitore]... as far as I know, the first to say it was me.

This was the exact MNF booth for the 2018 season.