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CFB W/ Tom Fornelli and Andy Staples, Fyre Fest + Worst Mt Rushmore Ideas
Football is Back (again). The Colts are bringing in the best backups and the NCAA is stupid. (-) Fyre Fest Of The Week (-) plus the Mt Rushmore of worst Mt Rushmore ideas. (-) CBS CFB writer Tom Fornelli joins the show to preview the season, tell us who is winning the Big Ten and a guaranteed lock of the week. (-) The Athletic's Andy Staples joins the show to talk SEC, his final four, and how crazy college boosters are. (-) Segments include embrace debate carli lloyd,(-) sabermetrics, (- ) talking soccer (-) and Jilly Football's exit interview.(-)
Recap
Big CatThere is a 100% chance Andrew Luck plays another snap in the NFL
I'm going to say there's a hundred percent chance that Andrew Luck plays another snap in the NFL. Oh, that's good. You know, why because I can basically keep saying it for the next ten years and by that time I'll be dead and yeah and just be like, oh why I put an expiration date on my own life and Andrew Luck's like potential of who you know, who's out there Andrew Luck. Mmm that will last far longer.
PFT CommenterAndrew Luck's shoulder failed to heal because Indianapolis was the first city to get 5G service
There is a doctor out there. He specializes in holistic medicine... He thinks that Andrew Luck shoulder didn't heal correctly because Indianapolis was the first city in the country to get 5G service. And he thinks that all the data swimming through that City interferes with the Regeneration of stem cells. Oh, so he thinks that Andrew Luck's his shoulder is actually never going to repair because of that.
Big CatThe NCAA intentionally picks unjust transfer stories to distract from their multi-billion dollar business
I actually think the NCAA depicts these stories specifically they're like, we need to find a way where everyone would think our ruling is completely unjust and bullshit rule that way. So everyone talks about that and not the fact that we make billions of dollars and you know, like extort everyone and and and basically run a entire corporation that is bullshit.
Embrace Debate
Big CatWomen are naturally designed to be football kickers
I think that women actually might have a natural advantage in their bodies when it comes to kicking because they don't have those clumsy testicles that you squish them. Sure when you kick true... They're probably designed to be kickers. I'm all for it. Let her kick Let her kick why not her.
Sabermetrics
PFT CommenterThe 'Seven-Year Bump' for NFL quarterbacks is real
Somebody actually put the stats together out there... they found out that nineteen out of twenty two quarterbacks entering year 7 had a better touchdown per attempt percentage... everyone except for Jay Cutler had a better completion percentage... Basically the seven-year bump is real.